I'm really not trying to troll here, I just always wondered what on earth makes people name their basses names like lucille, Stacia and the likes. think of it this way - we use terms like "low action" "sturdy" "solid" "big neck" "growl", "thick/wolly" see... I could understand if a bass was called Oda, or Bertha - you know names that screams old russian grandma, who served food near some unstable reactor or something. perhaps even one of those grandmothers who lived on a farm and chopped the head of the chickens that you ate for dinner. What I'm saying is - I'd rather describe my bass as an old farmers wife, or perhaps a ladyboy (you know for the low end in the voicing...) not really what I'd think of with a bass called "louise" just my mini rant.