Found this on the net. > So Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? > > > GEORGE W BUSH > > We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to > know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. Our side of the > road is the right side of the road and the chicken is either against us > or for us. There is no middle ground for any chicken. > > > COLIN POWELL > > Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image > of the chicken crossing the road. > > DONALD RUMSFELD > > I have known about the chicken crossing the road for several months. I > was investigating why the chicken moved but didn't feel it was > necessary to alert anyone. > > > HANS BLIX > > We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been > allowed to have access to the other side of the road. > > > JOHN KERRY > > Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road I am now against it! > > > > RALPH NADER > > The chicken's habitat on the other side of the road had been polluted > by unchecked industrial greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled > habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the > wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV. > > > > PAT BUCHANAN > > To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American. > > > > RUSH LIMBAUGH > > I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was > getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet that > somebody out there is already forming a support group to help chickens > with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this?How much more of > this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by > their tax dollars. And when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your > money, money the government took from you to build road for chickens to > cross. > > > > MARTHA STEWART > > No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a > standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price > dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any inside information. > > > > DR SEUSS > > Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the > chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told. > > > ERNEST HEMINGWAY > > To die in the rain. Alone. > > > > MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR > > I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads > without having their motives called into question. > > > > GRANDPA > > In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody > told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough. > > > BARBARA WALTERS > > Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the > chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it > experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its > life long dream of crossing the road. > > > > JOHN LENNON > Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together -- in peace. > > > > ARISTOTLE > > It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. > > > > KARL MARX > > It was a historic inevitability. > > > > CAPTAIN KIRK > > To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before. > > > > SIGMOND FREUD > > The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the > road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. > > > > BILL GATES > > I have just witnessed eChicken2004, which will not only cross roads, > but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your > checkbook... and Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. > > > > ALBERT EINSTEIN > > Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the > chicken? > > > > BILL CLINTON > > I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of > chicken? > > > > AL GORE > > That was my chicken! I invented the chicken. > > > > COLONEL SANDERS > > Did I miss one?