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Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Kill The Nazi, Jul 7, 2001.
I was just wondering.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
to get on over to Humor, where he belongs, no doubt
That one's a no brainer - he was stapled to the JWC.
Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road.
I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business.
i'm sure he had his reasons....
He probably needed to get a life. When will you be crossing?
it didn't, the road moved under it.
aside to JT: only 86%? I thought you were like Ivory soap, 99 44/100% bastard.
To show the 'possum that it COULD be done.
Actually I once told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?"
Well you don't see much chicken roadkill!
-Burnout Surfer Voice On-
Is this, like, one of them Zen questions dude? Like, whoa, it's blowing my mind...
-Burnout Surfer Voice off-
Ain't technology great? ... http://www.whydidthechickencrosstheroad.com/
You guys talk to chookens? hmmm Oh well hey why don't they have "why did the camel cross the road?"
we need more camels goddamnit!
Him and the Llama's got a new gig (includin' their toes ).
Their agent's been payin' Dingos`n Dillers to cross the road for `em.
......to turn "state's evidence."
Don't ask me, I have no clue what it means. I got it off the net a long time ago.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide
I once saw a chicken cross the road... but before I could ask... it was atthe other side of town
Ahh Llamas and camels, like how stoopid do they look? i mean really. if a drummer was a animal... although they represent many stoopid mammals.....
Why the hell does it always have to be a chicken!!!!??? Why can't it be a goat??!!
because it wanted too.