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Why did the chicken Cross the road??? Hmmm.....

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Kill The Nazi, Jul 7, 2001.


  1. I was just wondering.

    Why did the chicken cross the road?
     
  2. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member Administrator

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    to get on over to Humor, where he belongs, no doubt
     
  3. Chris Fitzgerald

    Chris Fitzgerald Student of Life Staff Member Administrator

    Oct 19, 2000
    Louisville, KY

    That one's a no brainer - he was stapled to the JWC.


    DUH! :rolleyes:
     
  4. Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
    Mexico
    Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road.
    I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business.

    :)
     
  5. purple_haze

    purple_haze

    Jun 29, 2001
    London Town
    i'm sure he had his reasons....
     
  6. snyderz

    snyderz

    Aug 20, 2000
    AZ mountains
    He probably needed to get a life. When will you be crossing? :)
    Doc
     
  7. cole

    cole

    Sep 14, 2000
    Maryland
    it didn't, the road moved under it.

    aside to JT: only 86%? I thought you were like Ivory soap, 99 44/100% bastard.
     
  8. Munjibunga

    Munjibunga Total Hyper-Elite Member Gold Supporting Member

    May 6, 2000
    San Diego (when not at Groom Lake)
    Independent Contractor to Bass San Diego
    To show the 'possum that it COULD be done.
     
  9. Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
    Mexico
    Actually I once told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?"

    :)
     
  10. Well you don't see much chicken roadkill!
     
  11. BassistJ

    BassistJ

    Mar 20, 2001
    Hemet, CA USA
    -Burnout Surfer Voice On-

    Is this, like, one of them Zen questions dude? Like, whoa, it's blowing my mind...

    -Burnout Surfer Voice off-


    :D
     
  12. notduane

    notduane

    Nov 24, 2000
    Location
  13. You guys talk to chookens? hmmm Oh well hey why don't they have "why did the camel cross the road?"
    we need more camels goddamnit!

    Merls
     
  14. notduane

    notduane

    Nov 24, 2000
    Location
    Him and the Llama's got a new gig (includin' their toes :( ).

    Their agent's been payin' Dingos`n Dillers to cross the road for `em.

      [​IMG]
     
  15. ......to turn "state's evidence."

    Don't ask me, I have no clue what it means. I got it off the net a long time ago.

    Rock on
    Eric
     
  16. Why did the chicken cross the playground?

    To get to the other slide
     
  17. LiL BaSS DuDe

    LiL BaSS DuDe Guest

    May 15, 2001
    Scotland,
    I once saw a chicken cross the road... but before I could ask... it was atthe other side of town :)

    WHAM!
     

  18. Ahh Llamas and camels, like how stoopid do they look? i mean really. if a drummer was a animal... although they represent many stoopid mammals.....

    :D:D

    Merls
     
  19. star

    star

    Jul 11, 2001
    Scottsboro, AL . USA
    Why the hell does it always have to be a chicken!!!!??? Why can't it be a goat??!!
     
  20. Anavrin5

    Anavrin5

    Jun 10, 2001
    because it wanted too.