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why did the chicken cross the road?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by cronus, Feb 25, 2003.


  1. temp5897

    temp5897 Guest

    I can't believe I read that whole thing. :rolleyes:
     
  2. Benbass

    Benbass

    Jan 28, 2002
    Kansas
    I thought those were very funny! :D Thanks for posting that!
     
  3. Dumfish

    Dumfish

    Oct 6, 2001
    Santa Rosa, Ca
    They need one from Stephen Hawking.

    The first ones wher hilarious.
     
  4. cronus

    cronus Guest

    Jan 17, 2002
    Romulus, Michigan
    whaaaa????? how could you not find those funny
     
  5. lneal

    lneal

    Apr 12, 2002
    Lee County, Alabama
    Jeff Berlin's answer:
    The chicken does not need a metronome to cross the road.
     
  6. P. Aaron

    P. Aaron Supporting Member

    Why did the Duck cross the road?





    Because it was tied to the Chicken.
     
  7. moley

    moley

    Sep 5, 2002
    Hampshire, UK
    Nice one :)
     
  8. TxBass

    TxBass

    Jul 3, 2002
    Frisco, Texas
    Funny. I love Nixon's answer...
     
  9. Bob Clayton

    Bob Clayton Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Aug 14, 2001
    Deptford, NJ
    the best ones were

    Colonel Sanders:
    O.J. Simspson:
    Louis Farrakhan:
    Joseph Stalin:
    Buddah:
    The Bible:
    Bill Clinton:
    Captain Kirk:
    Saddam Hussein:
    bp13
     
  10. moley

    moley

    Sep 5, 2002
    Hampshire, UK
    So, here's my own effort...

    Bruce Lindfield

    That's just rubbish, it didn't!! ;)

    So - I was at a road-crossing Summerschool, and there were definitely no chickens !! :rolleyes:


    Ed Fuqua

    WHOLLY MOLEY - Ya gotta understand, that cat crossed the road cause that's what it was hearing. Ya dig?


    PortraitofTracy

    To get to the record store to buy another 45 albums.


    jazzbo

    Kiss by Prince.


    Josh Walsh

    Word.


    Dave Castelo

    [​IMG]
     
  11. Benbass

    Benbass

    Jan 28, 2002
    Kansas
    LOL
     
  12. :D
     
  13. Professor X

    Professor X

    Apr 15, 2002
    Motown
    LMFAO!!!!!
     
  14. Brad Johnson

    Brad Johnson Commercial User

    Mar 8, 2000
    Gaithersburg, Md
    Boom Bass Cabinets, DR strings
    Moley, you nailed it, dude.

    :D
     
  15. cronus

    cronus Guest

    Jan 17, 2002
    Romulus, Michigan
    hahaha those are pretty good for making them up yourself :cool:
     
  16. moley

    moley

    Sep 5, 2002
    Hampshire, UK
    I was gonna do one for you, but I wasn't sure I could nail your style :)
     
  17. Do some more!!
     
  18. Moley, those are too funny.....:D
     
  19. On Moley's Post
    I've been here long enough that I "get" it.



    TB nOOby
    Why did the chicken cross the road?


    Do a seach!