Why does my dog smell like beer?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by malthumb, Jan 11, 2004.

  1. malthumb


    Mar 25, 2001
    The Motor City

    My dog's fur picks up odors that are prevalent in the atmosphere. We are used to the fact that during the winter he comes in smelling like my neighbor's woodburning stove.

    Tonight he came in smelling like the woodburning stove and beer! What the f.....?

    Either a) my neighbor's having a SERIOUS party and didn't invite me....b)my dog and the Akita next door (female) have been canoodling...or c)my German Sheperd thinks he's a St. Bernard.

    Any other theories?
  2. All i know is a dog that smells like beer is a good thing, cause nothing smells worse than a wet dog. :D
  3. Woodchuck


    Apr 21, 2000
    Atlanta / Macon (sigh)
    Gallien Krueger for the last 12 years!
    Dammit! Look Mal, it's like this: Me and ol'(insert dog's name here) were hanging out, we went to Hooters, the LaBatt bear showed up and hell, it got crazy from there. Sorry 'bout that!
  4. Stephen S

    Stephen S Member

    Apr 10, 2002
    San Bernardino, CA
    Here's my theory

    A dog that smell like beer, taste like beer. Drink up my alchoholicly enriched friend.
  5. Trevorus


    Oct 18, 2002
    Urbana, IL
    either you have a good smelling dog, or a bad smelling beer.
  6. YOU had a big party...spilled beer on the dog,and were too drunk to remember it:)
  7. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    Ask him to bring you some next time.
  8. Aaron


    Jun 2, 2001
    Bellingham, WA
    Have you been feeding your dog beer?
  9. malthumb


    Mar 25, 2001
    The Motor City
    You'd be amazed at what Corona does for Gravy Train.
  10. SuperDuck


    Sep 26, 2000
    Maybe they were grilling beer brats over their woodburning stove?

    And you named your dog Gravy Train? :confused:
  11. LMAO! I'd have to go with this one....
  12. pkr2


    Apr 28, 2000
    coastal N.C.
    Yeast infection?
  13. Your dog smells like beer ?

    Don't want to offend you, but I think your dog might be a alcoholic.
  14. odie

    odie Supporting Member

    Thats what I thought.
  15. HeavyDuty

    HeavyDuty Supporting Curmudgeon Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Jun 26, 2000
    Suburban Chicago, IL
  16. Woodchuck


    Apr 21, 2000
    Atlanta / Macon (sigh)
    Gallien Krueger for the last 12 years!
    LOL! Oh Malthumb, please tell us that isn't you!! :D
  17. Now make sure your beer doesn't taste like dog pee... :D
  18. JMX

    JMX Vorsprung durch Technik

    Sep 4, 2000
    Cologne, Germany
    ..don't eat that yellow snow... :D

    sorry, it was too obvious! :p
  19. malthumb


    Mar 25, 2001
    The Motor City
    Gravy Train was (is?) a brand of dry dog food that supposedly when you mix with water, makes gravy. Yum.
  20. Blackbird

    Blackbird Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 18, 2000
    Maybe your dog went through a freak radioactive accident which altered nothing, except your dog's pee, which is now is now 100% beer.

    How's that be for a man's best friend?:D

    Sorry if it's a tad gross.