Seriously... My dog's fur picks up odors that are prevalent in the atmosphere. We are used to the fact that during the winter he comes in smelling like my neighbor's woodburning stove. Tonight he came in smelling like the woodburning stove and beer! What the f.....? Either a) my neighbor's having a SERIOUS party and didn't invite me....b)my dog and the Akita next door (female) have been canoodling...or c)my German Sheperd thinks he's a St. Bernard. Any other theories?