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Why Grace can't sing tonight

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by mellowinman, Jan 7, 2012.

  1. mellowinman

    mellowinman Free Man

    Oct 19, 2011

    She's a little horse.

    Seriously, this makes:

    • Nine dogs
    • Eleven cats
    • Seven Rabbits
    • Three Turkeys
    • Fifty-some odd chickens and roosters
    • 1 Miniature Horse
    I have told my wife "NO!" on Horses, Sheep, Pigs, Goats and Unicorns, (all right, if she actually finds a Unicorn, I guess she can keep it, but it has to be magic.)

    I told all our friends "A Horse is a Divorce, of course, of course," but I must have been bluffing, because Grace was delivered this afternoon, without my knowledge.

    The advantage to giving her lots of leeway on stuff like this is that I can pretty much buy anything I like, as long as it's MY money.
  2. DanAleks

    DanAleks Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Supporting Member

    Mar 5, 2009
    She's pretty!

    In the words of George Burns...
    Good night Gracie.
  3. chuck norriss

    chuck norriss Banned

    Jan 20, 2011
    Cool. How big do they get when full grown?
    I'm guessing you live on a farm.
  4. mellowinman

    mellowinman Free Man

    Oct 19, 2011
    Good guess!

    I'm not sure how big she'll get. I know I'll never ride her.

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