Why is Metallica more popular and appealing than Beethoven?

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by 5StringBlues, Aug 4, 2022.

  1. Comparison threads are stupid.

  2. Comparison threads are stupid

  3. Comparison threads or stupid

  4. Comparison threads are the only reason I come to talk base

  5. Why is ice cream better than carrots

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  1. Passinwind

    Passinwind I know nothing. Commercial User

    Dec 3, 2003
    Columbia River Gorge, WA.
    Owner/Designer &Toaster Tech Passinwind Electronics
    Better vocals.
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  2. I

    They both require you to be deaf.
  3. Carrot ice cream beats them all
  4. Spidey2112


    Aug 3, 2016
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  5. socialleper

    socialleper Bringer of doom and top shelf beer Supporting Member

    May 31, 2009
    Canyon Country, CA
    Because Beethoven wrote his works 250 years ago, and it is a little hard to make the general public connect with something written for more or less an alien audience.
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  6. They weren't until the Stranger Things bump.
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  7. bassGtar

    bassGtar Supporting Member

    Jul 29, 2009
    Because humans degenerate with each generation?
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  8. bassGtar

    bassGtar Supporting Member

    Jul 29, 2009
    It seems that women like ice cream, carrots and Fleetwood Mac better.
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  9. J Wilson

    J Wilson

    Apr 22, 2022
    An Undisclosed Location
    Beethoven was MUCH better, Lars wasn't his drummer.
    Last edited: Aug 4, 2022
  10. One you wear all black and bang your head with a bunch of dudes.
    The other you wear a black tux and hang with the Ladies.

    Beethoven is it, I will be puttin on the Ritz.
  11. Beethoven. He wasn't a sellout. Too soon?
  12. Killing Floor

    Killing Floor Supporting Member

    Feb 7, 2020
    Austin, TX
    Ever seen a dead guy in concert? Totally lame.
    Can’t dance to dead guys either.
    No mosh pit at a cemetery. Most cemeteries, anyway.
    Metallica always has better hair.
    Harpsichord ain’t got whammy bars.
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  13. Low8

    Low8 Supporting Member

    Mar 30, 2014
    They do put on a great show.
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  14. Hmmmm... :bookworm:
  15. Dr. Keebs

    Dr. Keebs Bassmaster General

    Jan 9, 2016
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  16. Desiato Hotblack was great dead!

    Wow, so much for classic ballet......
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  17. Haagen Dass Ram had a carrot cake flavor ice cream in the 90's, delicious and I don't really care for carrot cake

  18. You ain't never lied.
  19. Killing Floor

    Killing Floor Supporting Member

    Feb 7, 2020
    Austin, TX
    Can’t play Beethoven with a hurdy gurdy.


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