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Why, Mr. Chicken?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by disenchant, May 28, 2007.


  1. disenchant

    disenchant You can't plagiarize yourself.

    Aug 9, 2006
    Elgin, IL
    Today I was driving to my parents' house and I ACTUALLY SAW A CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD!

    Now, I don't live in the country where you might normally see chickens. I live in the Chicago suburbs. The only chicken I ever see in the suburbs comes in a bucket or nugget form. So you can imagine my surprise to see a chicken slowly making his way across the street IN THE MIDDLE OF SUBURBIA.

    I didn't get a chance to ask him WHY he was crossing the road. But I did take some photos.

    chicken1.jpg

    chicken2.jpg

    chicken3.jpg

    The chicken's motives remain a mystery.
     
  2. Jazzin'

    Jazzin' ...Bluesin' and Funkin'

    Sweet.
     
  3. SoComSurfing

    SoComSurfing Mercedes Benz Superdome. S 127. R 22. S 12-13.

    Feb 15, 2002
    Mobile, Al
    Awesome.
     
  4. Hahaha thats great. :D
     
  5. soulgeezer

    soulgeezer Inactive

    Jan 29, 2007
    Northern New Jersey
    Endorsing Artist: Red Zone Effects
    That chicken is obviously stalking you, dis. Have you noticed any unexplained feed around the outside of your house? Strange pecking in the middle of the night? The muffled sounds of cock-a-doodle-do emanating from under your bedroom window?

    Come to think of it, that chicken could just be Maki in disguise. After all, when it comes to Korean chicks, who's more fowl than Maki?

    ;) :p :D
     
  6. disenchant

    disenchant You can't plagiarize yourself.

    Aug 9, 2006
    Elgin, IL
    Yes, Maki can be a real...rooster. BUT we love him anyway!
     
  7. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    Not that size matters but that's a big c***.:ninja:
     
  8. Relic

    Relic Cow are you?

    Sep 12, 2006
    Robbinsville, NJ
    most importantly, how did he taste?
     
  9. Baryonyx

    Baryonyx Inactive

    Jul 11, 2005
    Marathon Man
    Seen it before in the Lake District. Perhaps more likely than in Chicago.
     
  10. RWP

    RWP

    Jul 1, 2006
    So you stopped and took a picture? :)
     
  11. chicken2.jpg

    He looks like he's trying to impersonate a Flamingo in that pic. Why do Flamingos raise one leg while they are standing.................:confused:
     
  12. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    Yeah he does. That's funny. Are those your skidmarks Dis? Looks like you almost hit him. LOL.
     
  13. Aw, he's adorable. I'll name him General Tso. :smug:
     
  14. machine gewehr

    machine gewehr

    Sep 17, 2005
    Istanbul
    My mother says like that.Ohh look at the chicken or the cow,whatever,,its so cute.Its cute but you ate one of 'em last night. :spit:

    BTW it is an assasin chicken.You pay 'em,they jump on the road when they see the victim.Mostly doesn't work though. :smug:
     
  15. I like this thread :)
     
  16. Ok, as long as you realize I was being flip...:smug:
     
  17. disenchant

    disenchant You can't plagiarize yourself.

    Aug 9, 2006
    Elgin, IL
    He was in the middle of the road! I didn't want to get chicken on my car :)
     
  18. RWP

    RWP

    Jul 1, 2006
    Actually very smart. I bet chicken is a ***** to get off chrome. :)
     
  19. The motives are clear to me.

    Why did the chicken cross the road? To let you know they really do do that ;)

    Cool post too. The only things that run across my path regularly are guitarists and black cats, and I choose the Wicca/Voodoo version of dealing with them both (ie a black cat is lucky and voodoo dolls sure feel like they work haha)
     
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