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Wierd guy at UF

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by flakeh, Feb 22, 2008.


  1. flakeh

    flakeh Banned

    Apr 21, 2007
    Ontario, Canada
    A friend send me this link, I lol'd at it. Very funny
     
  2. Lalabadie

    Lalabadie Guest

    Jan 11, 2007
    "Not only is a masturbator going to Hell, but he is also in danger of becoming a homosexual. All masturbators are potential homosexuals. And once you're married, if you're masturbator, you're gonna experience premature ejaculation!"


    "I guess I came too late."

    :p awesome
     
  3. flakeh

    flakeh Banned

    Apr 21, 2007
    Ontario, Canada
    I lol'd so hard there. Best part of the whole clip.
     
  4. Lalabadie

    Lalabadie Guest

    Jan 11, 2007
    I don't know, maybe the drawer part is even funnier.
     
  5. "He opens his drawer and he pulls out the, barry manalo music."
     
  6. pulls out his Barry Manilow music:D
     
  7. flakeh

    flakeh Banned

    Apr 21, 2007
    Ontario, Canada
    that one too! That had me in hysterics.

    " he opens his drawer.....he reaches in......he pulls out ( guy yells A DILDO)...The Barry Manalo music!"

    Lol. pure unadulterated funny. lol
     
  8. elpezpr

    elpezpr

    Feb 7, 2008
    PR
    Isn't this the cop from the other video in another wardrobe???
     
  9. UnsungZeros

    UnsungZeros The only winning move is not to play.

    I've argued with that guy before. He was going on about how women that make more money than their husbands are going against the will of God. It was pointless though, he's just plain crazy. There are always crazy preachers yelling at students in Turlington Plaza. They're fun to argue with and give me a good way to kill time between classes.
     
  10. Is that the fornicators hand book in his hand??

    I could go for some premarital breast fondling :D
     
  11. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca
    oh, god. i hate those guys. i wish no one paid any attention to them and just walked by.

    that said, i was a turlington preacher for halloween in 2006. stood out there with my sign... right in front of a few real ones. :eek:
     
  12. All masterbators are potential homosexual. :rolleyes:

    The virgin rant part was great

    "All UF girls are putting the crack whores out of buisness"
    female in background "woohoo!"


    "Premarital breast touching"


    "He reaches into his drawer, and pulls out a dildo"

    This guy kicks ass, i wish we got loonies like that here :p
     
  13. Thank you.

    I needed that. :D

    I guess people like this have just given up on Community Colleges. :(
     
  14. The closest we got was a guy standing around the campus with signs basically saying scientists were all going to hell. He wasnt talking much, told me jesus loved me, which got us into a short discussion, ending in me being told Jesus was going to judge me, which was most upsetting, guess he doesnt really love me :(

    Oh yeah, he was also handing out small booklets with cartoons, basically saying that scientists were subjects of the devil trying to remove peoples faith so they would go to hell.

    Quite a nice thing to be spreading around a university which has quite a large and respected scientific basis
     
  15. ubado

    ubado

    Mar 7, 2007
    FL
    20+ years later... I'm still not a homosexual... but I do have a good eye for color... OH CRAP! I'm screwed! :help:

    I thought it only would make you blind. :D
     
  16. Johnny Mac

    Johnny Mac Riff-finder General Supporting Member

    Sep 28, 2005
    Springfield, MA
    The thing that makes the video funny is the way the audience reacts.

    "How do you know that?"
    "BECAUSE I'VE DONE IT! WOOOOOOO!"

    "...the premarital kiss on the lips!!!"
    *GASP*
     
  17. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    I think I've gone head to head with this guy before. I swear he visited UCI, when I was at the peak of my F.U. Charley phase. I remember standing up beside him and playing the devil next to him. A couple of times I even had him laughing. Started talking about bringing farm animals into the bedroom instead of porn. Seriously, this guy travels around the country. The premarital part I've heard before.

    I had a lot more time and energy then.
     
  18. GregC

    GregC Johnny and Joe Gold Supporting Member

    Jan 19, 2007
    Chicago
    Heh heh, this brings back memories for me, Brad. When I went to UF back in the '80s :)eek:), preachers taking the same crazy tone stood out on the Plaza of the Americas every day--Brother Jed and Sister Cindy were their names--as students heckled them. Jed and Cindy would go on and on, often at the same time the Hari Krishnas were serving students free food on the plaza. It was great: Free lunch, music (also from the Krishnas) and a show, all while you chilled on the lawn between classes. It was like this for years.:D
     
  19. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca
    krishna lunch now costs a mandatory four dollar donation. :meh:


    and, seriously, turlington preachers stop being funny after four years.
     
  20. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca
    turlingtonpreacher-1.
     

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