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Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by flakeh, Feb 22, 2008.
A friend send me this link, I lol'd at it. Very funny
"Not only is a masturbator going to Hell, but he is also in danger of becoming a homosexual. All masturbators are potential homosexuals. And once you're married, if you're masturbator, you're gonna experience premature ejaculation!"
"I guess I came too late."
I lol'd so hard there. Best part of the whole clip.
I don't know, maybe the drawer part is even funnier.
"He opens his drawer and he pulls out the, barry manalo music."
pulls out his Barry Manilow music
that one too! That had me in hysterics.
" he opens his drawer.....he reaches in......he pulls out ( guy yells A DILDO)...The Barry Manalo music!"
Lol. pure unadulterated funny. lol
Isn't this the cop from the other video in another wardrobe???
I've argued with that guy before. He was going on about how women that make more money than their husbands are going against the will of God. It was pointless though, he's just plain crazy. There are always crazy preachers yelling at students in Turlington Plaza. They're fun to argue with and give me a good way to kill time between classes.
Is that the fornicators hand book in his hand??
I could go for some premarital breast fondling
oh, god. i hate those guys. i wish no one paid any attention to them and just walked by.
that said, i was a turlington preacher for halloween in 2006. stood out there with my sign... right in front of a few real ones.
All masterbators are potential homosexual.
The virgin rant part was great
"All UF girls are putting the crack whores out of buisness"
female in background "woohoo!"
"Premarital breast touching"
"He reaches into his drawer, and pulls out a dildo"
This guy kicks ass, i wish we got loonies like that here
I needed that.
I guess people like this have just given up on Community Colleges.
The closest we got was a guy standing around the campus with signs basically saying scientists were all going to hell. He wasnt talking much, told me jesus loved me, which got us into a short discussion, ending in me being told Jesus was going to judge me, which was most upsetting, guess he doesnt really love me
Oh yeah, he was also handing out small booklets with cartoons, basically saying that scientists were subjects of the devil trying to remove peoples faith so they would go to hell.
Quite a nice thing to be spreading around a university which has quite a large and respected scientific basis
20+ years later... I'm still not a homosexual... but I do have a good eye for color... OH CRAP! I'm screwed!
I thought it only would make you blind.
The thing that makes the video funny is the way the audience reacts.
"How do you know that?"
"BECAUSE I'VE DONE IT! WOOOOOOO!"
"...the premarital kiss on the lips!!!"
I think I've gone head to head with this guy before. I swear he visited UCI, when I was at the peak of my F.U. Charley phase. I remember standing up beside him and playing the devil next to him. A couple of times I even had him laughing. Started talking about bringing farm animals into the bedroom instead of porn. Seriously, this guy travels around the country. The premarital part I've heard before.
I had a lot more time and energy then.
Heh heh, this brings back memories for me, Brad. When I went to UF back in the '80s eek, preachers taking the same crazy tone stood out on the Plaza of the Americas every day--Brother Jed and Sister Cindy were their names--as students heckled them. Jed and Cindy would go on and on, often at the same time the Hari Krishnas were serving students free food on the plaza. It was great: Free lunch, music (also from the Krishnas) and a show, all while you chilled on the lawn between classes. It was like this for years.
krishna lunch now costs a mandatory four dollar donation.
and, seriously, turlington preachers stop being funny after four years.