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Wife shoots husband after finding x-rated video-casettes at home...

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Frank Martin, Oct 1, 2004.


  1. Frank Martin

    Frank Martin Bitten by the luthiery bug...

    Oct 8, 2001
    Budapest, Hungary, EU
    I'll translate it so you can all understand it ;)

    American police arrested a woman who shot his husband in the shoulder because of a p**n-casette she's found at home

    Lori T. Pratt, after finding his husbands s*x-casettes, first started to beat him and scratch him, then she slapped him in the face. The women couldnt process what has happened, as at the return of her man, she stuck a hunting rifle at his groin. First, it looked like he could calm her down, but she started threatening again, and when the man stepped to the telephone, she shot him in the shoulder. After that, the women could deduct the suitable consequence: "How lucky you are that I didnt kill you."

    :rolleyes:

    We've already had one where father and son shoot each other because of different methods to make chicken, I think this fits in the scheme :smug:
     
  2. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Welll...there goes all those "Only in America" comments.

    brad cook
     
  3. Nino Valenti

    Nino Valenti Commercial User

    Feb 2, 2001
    Staten Island NYC
    Builder: Valenti Basses
    :D
     
  4. Oysterman

    Oysterman

    Mar 30, 2000
    Sweden
    According to other sources, she's from Bennington, Vermont. :p
     
  5. bmc

    bmc

    Nov 15, 2003
    Switzerland
    According to sources, Bennington, Vermont is in Budapest, Hungary.





    Only in Bennington, Vermont, Budapest, Hungary. And Nigeria.
     
  6. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Well I didn't say "Only Americans" I said "Only IN America." :spit:

    brad cook
     
  7. Frank Martin

    Frank Martin Bitten by the luthiery bug...

    Oct 8, 2001
    Budapest, Hungary, EU
    No, this was in America

    so, "Only in America" :D
     
  8. Frank Martin

    Frank Martin Bitten by the luthiery bug...

    Oct 8, 2001
    Budapest, Hungary, EU
    Oh, sorry, I forgot to translate the title... oops...
    And it was in America :p
     
  9. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    Why are women so friggin insecure about porn? If guys are looking at porn, they obviously aren't getting enough from the woman.
     
  10. Squidfinger

    Squidfinger I wish I could sing like Rick Danko.

    Jan 7, 2004
    Shreveport LA
    I've never hit a woman before, but I would have beat her unconscious, bullet-wound or not. Some lines are just not crossed without consequences. :mad:
     
  11. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    I'd tie her up... and make her watch porn.
     
  12. josh_m

    josh_m

    May 5, 2004
    Davie, Fl
    I wonder if she got him in his *working* arm so he couldn't enjoy the porn anymore...

    What are all these people doing carrying guns around the house?
     
  13. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Oh ok...I just wasn't getting it. Obviously..

    [​IMG]

    Well...only in America!

    Although I did read not that long ago about a couple of Mexican farmers who had a duel.

    brad cook
     
  14. Frank Martin

    Frank Martin Bitten by the luthiery bug...

    Oct 8, 2001
    Budapest, Hungary, EU
    Dont ask me... ask the NRA... :smug:

    Here, not only are firearms illegal, you have to have a licence even for air-guns
    (Not like anyone keeps that rule - we have two airguns, and neither has a licence :p )
     
  15. Frank Martin

    Frank Martin Bitten by the luthiery bug...

    Oct 8, 2001
    Budapest, Hungary, EU
    Brad, whats outside the box?
    how does this picture connect? :confused:
    Except maybe that they all look silly :p
     
  16. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Someone stated a story. I assumed it was something that occurred in Hungary. Then someone clarified the story, that the lady was from Vermont. I still didn't get it though, much like the guy in the picture.

    "Outside the box" is really irrelevant but it means to think or look at things differently.. To "step outside of the box".
    brad cook
     
  17. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    That's ridiculous.

    brad cook
     
  18. aha....and I thought they were comparing their manhood's size when watching porn..... :bag: :rollno:
     
  19. Frank Martin

    Frank Martin Bitten by the luthiery bug...

    Oct 8, 2001
    Budapest, Hungary, EU
    Now THAT was more along the lines of the topic! :D
    I seldom laugh out loud, but I did on this one :D
    I still cant see the monitor clearly becaus of the tears :D
     
  20. tappel

    tappel

    May 31, 2003
    Long Island, NY
    The origin of that saying is a brain teaser. Here's the scenario: draw 9 dots, in 3 rows of 3 (it looks like a box). The teaser is to connect all of the dots with just 4 straight lines and without taking your pen off of the paper.

    The solution requires that you be creative and "think outside the box."

    Tom