So I'm driving this elderly couple into the airport... The wife speaks in some Slavic tongue at about quarter note 140 BP for the entire 50 minutes. Once every 10 minutes or so the husband won't utter "da" or "nyet" in response. I.glanced in the rear view and he looked positively shellshocked. How do some of these people survive 30+ years of marriage? I'm at about 11.5 and already I want a survival certificate!