Wobble's First Annual Classic Rock Cruise - Now Boarding!

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Son of Wobble, May 15, 2021.

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  1. Son of Wobble

    Son of Wobble

    Mar 8, 2010
    Come on board as we spend the next twenty-four hours on the high seas enjoying a revel underscored by a lack of social distancing and an even greater lack of propriety, as we swig beer and cocktails, stuff buffet trays into our gormless faces, and shake our overfed and under-exercised booties to the dulcet tones of classic rock, performed by the artists who made the songs famous.

    There will be many rock and roll related events, a second bandstand so as to feature Talk Bass performers, and of course the obligatory shuffleboard.

    Hoping @BurnOut and @Tony In Philly will pitch in by conceptualizing and spearing some events -- after all, there are three ballrooms on this majestic vessel!

    For now, Captain Lem salutes you and welcomes you aboard!

  2. Son of Wobble

    Son of Wobble

    Mar 8, 2010
    @bobyoung53 if you could provide some nautical-themed rock throughout the thread, Captain Lemmy would be much obliged.

  3. bobyoung53

    bobyoung53 Supporting Member

    Well I gotta check this place out before I see what type of nautical music would be appropriate so I'll just drop in to see what condition my condition will be in.

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  4. bobyoung53

    bobyoung53 Supporting Member

    Alright, didn't take very long to figure out what's going to be going on here:

  5. bobyoung53

    bobyoung53 Supporting Member

    OK and one of Boston's finest wants to come to the fiesta!

  6. Son of Wobble

    Son of Wobble

    Mar 8, 2010
    Even the dock is rockin' -- we got Joe Strummer to send you off with a smile.

    People, please remember to leave your alcoholic beverages in the trunk of your car -- onboard booze must be purchased at jaw-dropping markup from our bartenders and servers. We apologize for any inconvenience or poverty this racket may cause.
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  7. ClusterFlux

    ClusterFlux Supporting Member

    Apr 11, 2018
    Clearly this experience calls for some Yacht Rock.

  8. bobyoung53

    bobyoung53 Supporting Member

    What kind of a high seas drunken blast of a party would be complete without The Beach Boys?

  9. Son of Wobble

    Son of Wobble

    Mar 8, 2010
    Sammy Hagar can be found autographing his brand in the Captains Helm Bar.

    You will be able to chat with Sammy for up to three minutes as he personalizes your autograph in real time.
    You are also welcome to photograph or otherwise record Sammy signing your bottle.

    Signed bottles are available for $1200.
    There is also the "Shots with Sammy" where you can down a shot with Sammy (photography allowed). $3200

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  11. Son of Wobble

    Son of Wobble

    Mar 8, 2010
    I am super-excited about the scheduled 3 PM event, a drunken fistfight on the lower deck on the subject of Yachtrock.
    Sign up Now for either "Team Boomer" or "Team Z" at a station located in the lower deck bar. And by the way, drinks are 2-for-1 for the next 30 minutes on lower deck.

  12. bobyoung53

    bobyoung53 Supporting Member

    I apologize, I had to hurry up and throw my girlfriend overboard, shh.. Don't tell my wife.

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  13. bobyoung53

    bobyoung53 Supporting Member

    Somebody better take the Captain back to his berth so he can sleep it off.

  14. Son of Wobble

    Son of Wobble

    Mar 8, 2010
    ATTENTION: Paul Stanley's Painting Class begins in the Prends Cette Oreille Putain Banquet Room.
    Paul is a modern-day Van Gogh, but with the dough to get his ear restructured.

    Paul' original canvases begin at $30,000.
    Pro tip: If you flatter Paul, he's been known to knock 8% off his prices!

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  15. bobyoung53

    bobyoung53 Supporting Member

    Here's Paul's painting partner, he specializes in painting uncooked seafood and also plays bass in his new band 'Stan'. He has also subbed in ZZ Top for Dusty Hill.

  16. Son of Wobble

    Son of Wobble

    Mar 8, 2010
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  17. Oddly


    Jan 17, 2014
    Dublin, Ireland.
    I'm sittin' here reading this thread, listenin' to my Jimmy Buffett greatest hits cd, sippin' a rum and coke, and wishing I was...
    Actually no, I'm perfectly fine here.
    You folks carry on.
  18. JRA

    JRA my words = opinion Gold Supporting Member

    damn, i'm off to a birthday party/jam in a bit, but if you're still at it when i get back = i'll party with you! :hyper:

    save some food and beverage!
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  19. bobyoung53

    bobyoung53 Supporting Member

    If the ocean liner starts to capsize grab a lifeboat quick, this boat may not meet Federal regulations.

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  20. Ross W. Lovell

    Ross W. Lovell

    Oct 31, 2015

    So basically, REALLY BIG yacht rock?
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