Wobble's First Annual Classic Rock Cruise - Now Boarding!

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Son of Wobble, May 15, 2021.


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  1. Son of Wobble

    Son of Wobble

    Mar 8, 2010
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  2. Sun, UFO, Volcano, Lava, Kiss, Jaws. The sun has obviously affected our captain. He has begun to communicate in an indecipherable code, or is just rambling incoherently. Either way, I declare an Island Mutiny, and hereby name myself, Lord of The Most High. And, since I have absolutely no real leadership ability, do decree, Thou Shalt Do As Thou Wildst! Not that anyone has followed rules to this point anyway!
     
  3. Son of Wobble

    Son of Wobble

    Mar 8, 2010
    The captain's hat is now yours, Sir. Wear it in good health.

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  4. Son of Wobble

    Son of Wobble

    Mar 8, 2010
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  5. For some reason this song is reverberating in my brain.


    Good news! I have been invited to a large cookout, on the beach. Everyone said they were really looking forward to having me for dinner! Strange though, they asked me to come to dinner naked, and to roll in coconut oil first, I’m sure it is a ritualistic coronation of some type. I’ll report back.
     
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  6. Son of Wobble

    Son of Wobble

    Mar 8, 2010
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  7. LBS-bass

    LBS-bass

    Nov 22, 2017
    Considering what usually happens to the captains on this vessel, I am not optimistic.
     
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  8. Son of Wobble

    Son of Wobble

    Mar 8, 2010
    You seem stressed. Please, feel free to enjoy my hot tub.

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  9. LBS-bass

    LBS-bass

    Nov 22, 2017
    Me? Stressed? This may be a shipwreck but I'm taking my cues from Gloria.

     
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  11. Tom Bomb

    Tom Bomb Hypocognitive Supporting Member

    Apr 23, 2014
    We, and, by that I mean my wife and I, are very amused. Please thank the Captain …

    And now, we're off on the road to Bali. Screw the itinerary.​




     
  12. Tom Bomb

    Tom Bomb Hypocognitive Supporting Member

    Apr 23, 2014

    "The ship is going down," said navy spokesperson Indika de Silva. "My kind of ship," one dubious spectator was heard to mumble, under his breath.

    Don't look at me. This sordid affair has been captured on video.

    Best not to watch, if you're at all squeamish.


    Sail on, fools. Sail on. Oils well.​
     
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  13. As a result of this cruise, I fear that my prolonged absence from parenting has been detrimental. My daughter announced that she wants to learn the drums. Where did I go wrong?
     
  14. Fire here!
     
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  15. I meant fire her! :)
     
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  16. Tom Bomb

    Tom Bomb Hypocognitive Supporting Member

    Apr 23, 2014

    BOMBS AWAY
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  17. fhm555

    fhm555 So FOS my eyes are brown Supporting Member

    Feb 16, 2011
    Much as I'd love to attend, I blew all my party money on a blues cruise...

     
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  18. Son of Wobble

    Son of Wobble

    Mar 8, 2010
    Meanwhile, far away in Manhattan, conceptual artist Yoko Ono has premiered an installation decrying the disappearance of our once-mighty vessel.
    Critical reception for the instillation has been mixed, with critics saying Ono broke up the Beatles

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  19. Son of Wobble

    Son of Wobble

    Mar 8, 2010
    In Rome, the Pope offers prayer for victims of the volcano event that appears to have killed many inhabitants of a remote island somewhere off the coast of Caribbean Cruiselandia.

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  20. Son of Wobble

    Son of Wobble

    Mar 8, 2010
    Word reaches the pentagon that both Anthony Bourdain and John Denver has vanished while leading search parties for any possible survivors of the sunken cruise ship. Both Bourdain and Denver are presumed dead.

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