Women in the Men"s Rest Room

'Round these parts, it's standard procedure for housekeeping of the opposite sex to knock and announce themselves before entering a restroom.
Maybe she's takin' shortcuts? Maybe she's doin' it on purpose hoping to get an eyeful to set up a court case against her employer? People do that kind of stuff these days.

 

Just my luck, I'd be the guy to accidentally expose myself...


Yes... accidentally...

 

Yep, same here. It's been going on for at least 10 years at one of my offices.

 

I work as a custodian and have to enter 6 female restrooms every night. I knock, open the door and announce myself, then flick the light on and off before I enter. I'm always nervous that some woman will ignore me, then complain that I walked in on her.

There has only been one female custodian since I've worked there. She would enter a men's restroom with no knocking, no announcing herself, no nuthin', just walk right in. Guess what happened: she got promoted to supervisor.

 

Sounds like someone may have exposed themself...

 

My suspicion as well

 

And it'd be nice if the bathrooms in my job at least LOOK clean. I don't care about any of the details other than the ones that hit my face when I go into that hole....

 

I'd just routinely take a dump on the floor until she stopped walking in without knocking. Problem solved.

 

I don't see the message you're trying to send taking shape here....

If anything that just means the bathroom needs more cleaning then usual.....

 

Am I the only one who doesn't "expose himself" in the bathroom? Unless she goes looking over my shoulder or something at the urinal I don't really see any "exposition" happening.

One way to fix the issue could be to grunt like a madmen if she does that while you're in the stalls

 

Wait, is it not normal to turn around and do a victory helicopter following your business?

 

Must be an American thing. We do the "Proud lumberjack" instead.

 

So you dress in womens clothing and hang around in bars?

 

After ingesting a crazy amount of Sildenafil and braiding our armpits.

I see you're an initiate.

 

I've played more than a few bar gigs where I'll be in the john on break doing my business and some chick just walks in there and says "sorry guys, too long of line at the ladies one."

Not a big deal to me. I'm "covered" more or less at the urinal and she's behind a stall door doing her thing so what's the issue?

 

A nods as good as a wink to a blind bat. Know wha'I mean?