The other night, the Billboard Music Awards came on after the local Seinfeld rerun. Instinctively, I grabbed the remote and was about to switch to something more interesting and creative (like an infomercial! ), when I saw the chick singer from No Doubt come on with her stockings and garters... ok, figured I could tough it out for a few minutes to watch the hot chick. She's definitely hot, but their bassist had the most godawful worst live bass sound I've heard in a long time. The notes of the bassline sounded like a bunch of smurfy little mushrooms farting. As a community service, if anybody knows what kind of bass he was using and what rig he was running it through, please post so we can all avoid his horrible gear! So, what's the worst you've seen lately?