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Worst ebay "bass" EVER discovered!

Discussion in 'Basses [BG]' started by Planet Boulder, Feb 5, 2003.


  1. Planet Boulder

    Planet Boulder Hey, this is a private residence...man Supporting Member

    Nov 10, 2001
    6,482 feet above sea level
    I once had impure thoughts. Oh, and I pluck my ear hair.
    Oh good God!

    We'll call it "FrankenGuiBass"!

    The saddest part is that 5 people actually bid on this thing! :eek:
     
  2. That's hilarious!:D
     
  3. It's a good thing I had the foresight to swallow my morning coffee before looking at the pics.

    LMAOROFL...or whatever it is. :D
     
  4. Man, that thing has just made my night :D


    ROFL!! :rolleyes: :eek: :D
     
  5. 5stringDNA

    5stringDNA

    Oct 10, 2002
    Englewood, CO
    Why must people rape perfectly good instruments like that?? A certain young frankenstein needs to end his carrear..now. :rolleyes:
     
  6. seamus

    seamus

    Feb 8, 2001
    Jersey
    *clicks on auction link*

    hmmm, well...isn't that?

    oh my...

    :confused:
     
  7. baba

    baba Supporting Member

    Jan 22, 2002
    3rd stone from the sun
    There should be laws against stuff like that.
     
  8. PollyBass

    PollyBass ******

    Jun 25, 2001
    Shreveport, LA
    Thats just disgusting.
     
  9. Jeremy_X

    Jeremy_X

    Jan 29, 2002
    I didn't just see that. I simply refuse to admit that what I didn't see might be real. I know if I close my eyes it would go away if it was real, but its not so no worries.
     
  10. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member Administrator

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    yet again, ebay boggles my mind. too bad there aren't any pics of the l33t m4d b4d455 playing the thing.
     
  11. bassmonkeee

    bassmonkeee Supporting Member

    Sep 13, 2000
    Decatur, GA
    :( I feel old. I have no idea what this means.
     
  12. d_rock211

    d_rock211 Guest

    Apr 29, 2002
    Kansas City
    l33t m4d b4d455

    Just know that phrases like that, and the people who created them are also responsible, in some form or another, for that monstrous 'instrument'.

    I couldn't even create a Photoshopped pic that heinous.

    BTW, rabid_granny , I see either you or StupidMatt is a homestarrunner.com fan.
    LimoZeen Rocks!
     
  13. hey...it's not as bad as that bc rich eagle bass with the steinberger glued onto it from a while ago.
    or is it...?
     
  14. rickbass

    rickbass Supporting Member

    Can't anyone make a decent batch of acid anymore???
     
  15. Bob Clayton

    Bob Clayton Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Aug 14, 2001
    Deptford, NJ
    and the guy wanted more than 61 bucks for it

    bp13
     
  16. jasonbraatz

    jasonbraatz

    Oct 18, 2000
    Oakland, CA
    it's ok, i feel stupid because i DO know what it means. :(



    it would mean 'elite mad badass' for the non-1337 among us.
     
  17. Chasarms

    Chasarms Casual Observer

    May 24, 2001
    Bettendorf, IA USA
    When I saw it, I thought of the kid that lived next door in the original Toy Story Movie.
     
  18. His name was Sid.

    *Is 16 year old metalhead..but still loves his disney movies*

    :D
     
  19. rickbass

    rickbass Supporting Member

    I immensely admire your willingness to not be so esoteric, jason. I mean it.

    But what the f.... does "1337" mean???

    I know technoids who don't know what "esoteric" means, much less, who can't spell "immensely" at all because they live in video games!
     
  20. P. Aaron

    P. Aaron Supporting Member

    Sticking shims between the neck and body of my Ibanez to make it quite playable.