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WORST SONG. EVER

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by csholtmeier, Mar 2, 2005.


  1. csholtmeier

    csholtmeier

    Feb 8, 2004
    omaha, ne
    Even though Omaha is starting to gain national attention for its Indie bands, our rap scene is lagging woefully behind...

    http://www.purevolume.com/youngmessiahoma



    This has got to be the funniest thing I have ever heard.
     
  2. fraublugher

    fraublugher

    Nov 19, 2004
    ottawa, ontario, canada
    music school retailer
    id thank you for sharing but........ ;)

    i sense a darwin douche award in its future :help:
     
  3. megiddo

    megiddo

    Apr 5, 2003
    Houston, Texas
    Oh my................. :bag:
     
  4. Selta

    Selta

    Feb 6, 2002
    Pacific Northwet
    Total fanboi of: Fractal Audio, AudiKinesis Cabs, Dingwall basses
    My ears... my poor, poor, ears...

    Ray
     
  5. Adam Barkley

    Adam Barkley Mayday!

    Aug 26, 2003
    Jackson, MS
    I like it. It's totally new approach to rap; no rhymes with lyrics performed over his mom's Celine Dion cd.

    A true innovator of his craft.
     
  6. FunkMachine

    FunkMachine

    Jul 13, 2004
    Dubai
    I turned off Jeff Berlin to hear this guy. Atleast its pretty damn funny.
     
  7. Benjamin Strange

    Benjamin Strange Commercial User

    Dec 25, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Owner / Tech: Strange Guitarworks
    Once again, I thought this thread was going to be about me. But after hearing this, I'm glad it's not.

    I bet if I rapped, it would sound like this. Hmmm... I smell a TB collective rap thread coming on...
     
  8. msquared

    msquared

    Sep 19, 2004
    Kansas City
    It's a song written for the Special Olympics according to his bio section, so the lyrics at least make sense now. I don't know where he gets off comparing himself to Bone Thugs though...
     
  9. It's not that bad, at least not as bad as thought it was going to be. The tone in his voice is the worst part of it.

    Don't count on it, buddy (at least not with that song as your demo).

    So that means someone actually heard this song and liked it? So much so that they requested him to perform it live? I find that hard to believe.

    And BTW, I sense a Flash cartoon with this song. Like a cat playing piano and a mouse singing with a top hat or something like that -- that would be funny. :D
     
  10. By 20 I think he meant 15. And as opposed to a mouse singing, I'm thinking a gerbil. Or a gerbil CHORUS.
     
  11. Perfect-Tommy

    Perfect-Tommy

    Mar 28, 2004
    Ohio
    I smell a MTV Music Award Best New Artist spaceman...

    Let's GOOOOooooooooo.....
     
  12. Petary791

    Petary791

    Feb 20, 2005
    Michigan, USA
    I turned off about 5 seconds after he started singing.
     
  13. :-/... I've heard some bad voices. I AM a Billy Corgan fan, BUT the more worse the voice, the greater the emotion it has to convey to make for it.. this is like "words words wordsWORDSWORDSGOTTAMAKEITINTOABAROF4/4!"
     
  14. Munjibunga

    Munjibunga Total Hyper-Elite Member Gold Supporting Member

    May 6, 2000
    San Diego (when not at Groom Lake)
    Independent Contractor to Bass San Diego
    Apparently, you've never listened to MacArthur Park.
     
  15. Andrew Jones

    Andrew Jones Banned

    Feb 28, 2001
    Northampton Mass
    Special Olympics+Groups of people Making fun of=Hell, yes You.


    Aj ;)
     
  16. Almost as bad as 'Lady In Red'.
     
  17. Christopher

    Christopher

    Apr 28, 2000
    New York, NY
    Is English this guy's first language? Is it his second?
     
  18. Sane

    Sane

    Dec 4, 2004
    Melbourne Fl
    Hey when you can work [size=-1]Eunice Kennedy in your rap song you've got skills. Oo oo oO... Let me win but ificannotwin Oo oo Oo stuck in my head now... [/size]
     
  19. andruca

    andruca

    Mar 31, 2004
    Madrid (Spain)
    WOW! I can't believe how surrealistic this kid's "music" is! That's the good thing about kids! He's not even ashamed of showing the world the bizarre music he perpetrates! Dammit! It got stuck in my head too! Too bad!

    ANDRUCA
     
  20. andruca

    andruca

    Mar 31, 2004
    Madrid (Spain)
    His voice sounds like some kind of Les Claypool but in his worst throat condition ever! "Let's goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." Hillarious!

    ANDRUCA