Would Ashlee Simpsom survive round #1 of American Idol?

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [BG]' started by P. Aaron, Jan 10, 2005.

  1. P. Aaron

    P. Aaron Supporting Member

    Hypo(path)thetically speaking of course.
  2. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    No way.

    brad cook
  3. Brendan


    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    Depends on how well recorded the vocal track was.
  4. slick519


    Aug 11, 2001
    Salem, Or
    my goodness, i have never seen such a horrible performance on tv. you can check out a vid of it (.wmv/.mov) on www.brandonmitchell.org. should be near the top.

  5. embellisher

    embellisher Holy Ghost filled Bass Player Staff Member Supporting Member

  6. cheezewiz


    Mar 27, 2002
    She has nice nuggs.
  7. Marlat


    Sep 17, 2002
    London UK
    Anyone who says no seriously underestimates the stupidity of the voting audience. If they buy her CD's in the shops, what reason is there is suspect that they wouldnt vote for her in Idol?
  8. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Are they buying her CDs in shops?

    brad cook
  9. Marlat


    Sep 17, 2002
    London UK
    Well we know BassTurtle has one! :D
  10. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    He doesn't count because he's pathetic.

    brad cook
  11. Stephen Soto

    Stephen Soto

    Oct 12, 2003
    Haha, that's great. I can't believe people buy her cd's.
  12. Bard2dbone


    Aug 4, 2002
    Arlington TX
    I heard during this last earthquake in California that her CD's were flying off the shelves.
  13. Lest we forget that auto-tune is her best friend in the studio...as long as the "artist" captures the "feeling" on the track, the wizards that are the pop-spewing machine can make her sound like gold.

    No, she wouldn't survive round one. In fact, I'd like to see Simon's reaction.
  14. The short answer: No.

    The long answer: No way.
  15. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    BTW, round one doesn't involve a voting audience unless you consider those three judges a voting audience. I know because it's the only round I've ever watched just to see the sideshow and the people who think they can sing...and the people who know they can't but pretend they don't know.

    brad cook
  16. I'll shoot myself later for saying this, but I really like that new Kelly Clarkson song. For all its formulaic rock-du-jour, for some reason, I'm hearing some honest music in that song...and that video makes her look scrumpdillyicious too.

    I'm a lame horse...put me down. ;)
  17. sloppysubs


    Nov 24, 2002
    Swansboro, NC
    no, she wouldnt. and come to think of it, neither would lindsay lohan...also caught lip synching. ouch.
  18. Lindsay Lohan and Ahslee simpson have something in common, and it aint coz they lip synch.

    I'd never buy their cd's.. but lets just say if there video was on tv, i'd hit mute and enjoy the show :)
  19. JMX

    JMX Vorsprung durch Technik

    Sep 4, 2000
    Cologne, Germany
    This is music-related....kind of... moved to Misc.