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Would you eat a Dodo if they weren't extinct.

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Surprise Panda!, Sep 23, 2008.


  1. I would, then spit it out because it tastes like burnt rubber
     
  2. Mmmmm... burnt rubber....

    Just like momma used to make.
     
  3. gkbass13

    gkbass13 Supporting Member

    Mar 29, 2006
    Chicago
    only if it was the last one.
     
  4. Phalex

    Phalex Semper Gumby Supporting Member

    Oct 3, 2006
    G.R. MI
    If they tasted like burnt rubber, they wouldn't have been eaten into extinction. I'm guessing Dodo tastes like punkin pie! Sign me up!
     
  5. Relic

    Relic Cow are you?

    Sep 12, 2006
    Robbinsville, NJ
    heck with the dodo, I'm up for archaeopteryx wings. Them's good eatin
     
  6. DudeistMonk

    DudeistMonk

    Apr 13, 2008
    Newark, NJ
    There used to be so many that they blanketed the sky and when they came to town (or the outskirts of town) people would whack them with frying pans, and put them in a sac, take them home pickle them in barrels and ship them off to the city where they served as affordable meat for the masses.

    yes I would eat one...I'll eat anything edible...once.

    Plus who needs dodos? Can you imagine how much crap a cloud a birds that could block out the sun would leave all over town.
     
  7. Benjamin Strange

    Benjamin Strange Commercial User

    Dec 25, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Owner / Tech: Strange Guitarworks
    Hey, a Dodo may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy [expletive]. Dodos sleep and root in [expletive]. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces.
     
  8. Croox

    Croox

    Sep 16, 2007
    South Side Chicago
    if we ate them into extinction, that means they tasted GREAT!

    thats alot of bird crap, "hey its rai......... no its not :("

    :: puts his car in the Garage :: :bag:
     
  9. MonetBass

    MonetBass ♪ Just listen ♫ Supporting Member

    Sep 15, 2006
    Tulsa, OK
    Not a pig fan either, I take it? ;)

    I hear ya, though.
     
  10. Phalex

    Phalex Semper Gumby Supporting Member

    Oct 3, 2006
    G.R. MI
    Ah thank you!
     
  11. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    Meh, pigs are filthy. I like bacon. I guess I'm ok with it.
     
  12. Grizzly700

    Grizzly700

    Mar 18, 2008
    Maryville, TN
    You don't eat pork?
     
  13. Benjamin Strange

    Benjamin Strange Commercial User

    Dec 25, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Owner / Tech: Strange Guitarworks
    I mostly just eat Big Kahuna Burgers.
     
  14. Phalex

    Phalex Semper Gumby Supporting Member

    Oct 3, 2006
    G.R. MI
    That's that new Hi-Wy-an burger joint right?? I've been meaning to try them. They any good?
     
  15. Benjamin Strange

    Benjamin Strange Commercial User

    Dec 25, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Owner / Tech: Strange Guitarworks
    Mmmhmm! That is a tasty burger!
     
  16. Phalex

    Phalex Semper Gumby Supporting Member

    Oct 3, 2006
    G.R. MI
    You mind if I have some of your Sprite to wash this down with??
     
  17. DudeistMonk

    DudeistMonk

    Apr 13, 2008
    Newark, NJ
    Pigs are actually very cleanly animals...all that mud protects them from the sun and when it flakes off it takes all the germs and disease with it.

    ...This has been Rosanne's guide to facts.
     
  18. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    That mud is not 100% mud.
     
  19. What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What? :cool:
     
  20. mjolnir

    mjolnir Thor's Hammer 2.1.3beta

    Jun 15, 2006
    Houston, TX
    What's "extinct" mean?...
     

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