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Writings on the bathroom stall wall!

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by j-raj, Mar 15, 2005.

  1. j-raj

    j-raj Bassist: Educator/Soloist/Performer Supporting Member

    Jan 14, 2003
    Indianapolis, IN
    What is the funniest thing that you have seen written on the wall in the bathroom?

    I'll start the ball rolling:

    "here I sit broken hearted, tried to sh!t, but only farted...."
  2. P. Aaron

    P. Aaron Supporting Member

    The funniest thing I have seen? "If this area is in need of service, please inform management immediately.
  3. Eli M.

    Eli M. Life's like a movie, write your own ending

    Jul 24, 2004
    New York, NY
    On the left side of the stall:
    Toilet tennis. Look right!

    and on the right side:
    Toilet tennis. Look left!
  4. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    An unnamed young vandal wrote "Charles Mingus Bitches!" on a bathroom stall on campus. :ninja:
  5. Nadav


    Nov 13, 2004
    Atlanta, GA
    I remember something at a gas station once..
    "We at Bla Bla are dedicated to ensuring the cleanliness of our restrooms. If you have any complaints, please call us at 1-800-TOILETS."

    I didn't take more than a step in before turning around and looking for a tree.
  6. beat me too it!
  7. kserg


    Feb 20, 2004
    London, UK
    a friend of my wants to go around US, go to as many bathrooms he can find and write down cool stuff on wall and then make it in the book... knowing him (phil major) he will do it...
  8. j-raj

    j-raj Bassist: Educator/Soloist/Performer Supporting Member

    Jan 14, 2003
    Indianapolis, IN
    sounds like coffee table classic that I'll cherish for decades to come.
  9. "This is actually a mexican space shuttle."
  10. jobu3

    jobu3 Artist formerly known as Big Joe

    Feb 17, 2002
    Mountain Top, PA
    He who writes on bathroom walls,
    Rolls his s#!% into little balls,
    He who reads the words of wit,
    Steps on the little balls of s#!%

  11. Arthur U. Poon

    Arthur U. Poon

    Jan 30, 2004
    SLC, Utah -USA-
    Endorsing Artist: Mike Lull Custom Basses
    I drove through New Mexico recently and saw a couple of things I remember.
    Written on the toilet seat liner dispenser:
    "Free Cowboy Hats"

    "Here I sit, my butt cheeks flexin',
    About to give birth to another Texan."

    ;) -Art
  12. PunkerTrav


    Jul 18, 2001
    Canada & USA
    In my old high school this was written above one urinal...

    "Why are you reading this? The real joke is in your hand."

  13. Written between the tiles- "Oscar the Grout."
  14. The jokes on them. I can no hand urinals.
  15. IvanMike

    IvanMike Player Characters fear me... Supporting Member

    Nov 10, 2002
    Middletown CT, USA
    for years this was in the mens room at the acropolis diner in hamden, CT

    "the beatles"


    "paul mcartney's band before wings"

    all in different ink and handwriting.............. :D
  16. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    There was a short story about a guy who collected rest room writings, I think it was a Stephen King story. Anybody remember it?
  17. one i read was:

    some come here to sit and think
    some come here to sh!t and stick
    some come here to read the walls
    i come here to jiggle my balls

    :eek: :rollno:
  18. in college when a girl was running for student government office she put up fliers over urinals that said "you hold the future in your hands"
  19. lowrez

    lowrez no.

    Nov 27, 2004
    New Englandish
    this one I recall from some bar a long time back. Not that funny.. but anyhow

    Here I sit broken hearted.
    I came to S**T and only farted.
  20. j-raj

    j-raj Bassist: Educator/Soloist/Performer Supporting Member

    Jan 14, 2003
    Indianapolis, IN
    did you read the first post? It must have been written somewhere in the northeast... cause that's where I remember seeing that quote as well: