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WTH kind of bass is this guy selling on CL?

Discussion in 'Basses [BG]' started by ih8law, Aug 13, 2012.


  1. ih8law

    ih8law

    Aug 8, 2009
    Houston, TX
    I've never seen anyone write so much but say so little in a Craigslist ad. What is he even selling? And why describe features like the bridge groundwire hole but not even bother to mention the brand name?

    Bass Guitar with Chrome Knobs and Neckplate

    Troll posting or serious? Best line:

     
  2. kylej7

    kylej7

    Jul 23, 2009
    Houston, Texas
    I like that the "keyboards that are calculated to drive you to this page" include Justin Bieber, The Lorax, Rap, and boobies.
     
  3. 2cooltoolz

    2cooltoolz Supporting Member

    Nov 12, 2009
    Lake Conroe, TX
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  4. Bassamatic

    Bassamatic keepin' the beat since the 60's Supporting Member

    Has to be a joke - CL and this post. Someone working on a paper in descriptive terminology.
     
  5. RitchS

    RitchS Supporting Member

    Oct 5, 2011
    Auburn California
    That's hilarious.
     
  6. Exploiter8

    Exploiter8 Demons run when a good man goes to war

    Jan 18, 2010
    Midwest
    Commercial FREE!
    lol
     
  7. LSquared

    LSquared

    Jul 28, 2009
    SW Illinois USA
    My favorite:

    There are many advantages to playing bass over regular guitar with which you may be unfamiliar. For example, Flea and Sting. You get to use a one syllable stage name (compare with Yngwie Malmsteen or Stevie Ray Vaughan, it is much easier to spell and faster to sign autographs).
     
  8. bootsox

    bootsox

    Apr 28, 2012
    Biloxi, MS
    By the description I'd say maybe an Ibanez gaxb?
     
  9. Nugun

    Nugun

    Dec 31, 2011
    Mesquite, TX
    I'm gonna go ahead and say that's a troll/joke posting. Also, based on the response I would have to give it a 10/10.
     
  10. Hysterical post!
     
  11. Balog

    Balog

    Mar 19, 2009
    Bothell, WA
    Drugs + sense of humor = that posting.
     
  12. Hevy T

    Hevy T Supporting Member

    Jan 11, 2011
    Lethbridge, AB Canada
    Ok I'll take two of what ever he is smoking!! It seemed like I was reading an instruction manual for my old Panasonic VCR:D
     
  13. Swampman Cory

    Swampman Cory

    Nov 9, 2009
    Los Angeles / ex-Michigan
    Endorsing Artist: Reunion Blues, 64 Audio, Mesa Engineering
    That is awesome.
     
  14. I think I smoked exactly what he was smoking...it made perfect sense to me. Of course, I imagined a weird Ibanez/Fender/Boutique/Wal-Mart bass hybrid.
     
  15. Oren Hudson

    Oren Hudson

    Dec 25, 2007
    Gastonia, NC
    What an elegant and insightfull commentary - but you know what they - a picture is worth a thousand words. Never truer my friends. Person has a great future in writing. :cool:
     

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