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Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Woodchuck, Apr 5, 2003.

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  1. Woodchuck


    Apr 21, 2000
    Atlanta (Grant Park!)
    Gallien Krueger for the last 12 years!
    Check out this bassgear ad. Has it gotten THIS bad?!
    Posted: : 04/04/2003
    Category: Basses
    Condition: Brand New
    Age: Months
    Asking Price: $

    THIS guy ask to send you a money order to buy your stuff, then shows up and ROBS you, he's wanted in 8 states for Armed Robbery
    he will email you with this email address


    FULL NAME: Bob
    CITY, STATE: Texas
    EMAIL: Bobbyplan@aol.com
  2. MattFreemanRock


    Nov 30, 2002
    Why wouldn't he just rob random people. the moron.
  3. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    sounds like b.s. to get back at someone.

    btw, what does this have to do with basses? come on 'chuck, you're slipping on me. ;)
  4. Woodchuck


    Apr 21, 2000
    Atlanta (Grant Park!)
    Gallien Krueger for the last 12 years!
    :D Sorry!
    BTW, if you lived in Maine, and he lived in Texas, will he still come rob you?
  5. I think he's featured on AMW tonight.. not sure though... :eek:
  6. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    I have a gun... or 9.

    I'll send him my adress and quickly solve the problem. ;)

    Of course I will simply scare him with the .44 (Loaded with blanks, except for the first shot which I will use to show that I do mean business.) Then hog tie him to refigerator, give him a pepsi, and wait for the Sherrif's DPT. Which my dad works for.

    Sound like a plan?
  7. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    Sounds slightly illegal, but I like it.

    official disclaimer
    (Blisshead does not endorse this plan.)
  8. Done this before Mike? :D

    What about the part where you throw hamburger cut pickles at him?
  9. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    Simple solution: punch him wearing a boxing glove, and then he'll fall down and be knocked out. And when everyone is wondering why. Take off your glove and have horseshoes and a horse fall out of your glove.
  10. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    Dude, I live in Kern County california. This is the most conservative spot in the state. Grey Davis doesn't even make campaign stops here.

    If it was illegal, I would be charged with some small crime, the court would find me not guilty, and then the county would have a celebration for my catching of a criminal.

  11. Petebass


    Dec 22, 2002
    QLD Australia
    No it sound like a recipe for getting yourself hurt or worse. For this reason, no-one has guns in Oz. You can't get one unless you've got a bloody good reason to have one. I like it like that. I'm not criticising the US gun laws, merely stating that I prefer ours.
  12. TxBass


    Jul 3, 2002
    Frisco, Texas
    send him on over...something tells me ole ADT will have something to say about it...I'd love to test my system out...:D
  13. cassanova


    Sep 4, 2000
    You better get your money back on that. I have one of your basses :eek: :bassist: ;)
  14. Bob Clayton

    Bob Clayton Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Aug 14, 2001
    Philly Suburbs


    ::sends email and awaits response::

  15. bass27


    Apr 1, 2003
    Adt sucsessfully responds to ANY alarm les than 2/3 of the time and thier alarm systems can be bypassed buy a child...(have some experience with them)

    As for gun laws...
    well when guns are outlawed,
    only outlaws will have them

    they can collect my firearms...

  16. bass27


    Apr 1, 2003
    The gun laws in TX (where this guy is from?), state that if you find someone in possetion of your property you have the right to shoot him/her dead on the spot (one would assume proof of ownership would be helpfull here).

    So if this guy is really at this and lives in TX pass this info to a "victim" and let them go get thier stuff back... the cowboy way....yeh-haw

    Fostering the the theory...

    peace, through supieror fire power:bag:
  17. TxBass


    Jul 3, 2002
    Frisco, Texas
    it's so nice to have an ADT expert on board here:rolleyes: 2/3 of the time I don't feel like responding either...
  18. bass27


    Apr 1, 2003
    Not at all, they told me that figure when I called to tell them my alarm was armed, and monitoring a completely empty house and aked "how come"

    I said that figure needed to be included in thier sales demo:eek:
  19. Matthew Bryson

    Matthew Bryson Guest

    Jul 30, 2001
    Random people aren't already known to have high end musical equipment at their homes.

    I think this was a real warning as woodchuck is known to be a strait shooter - but the rest of this thread gave me a headache...
  20. Same law here in colorado, Well kinda. If someone breaks into your house you have the right to shoot him and not be charged for murder. Ive know ive had to use it a few times....

    Just Joking, Id never kill anyone or even shoot anyone. I believe nothing good has ever come out of guns and they should be banned throughout the world, except the military IMO.

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