WWE Ultimate Bass Smackdown Poll

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Killing Floor, Jun 3, 2020.


  1. Nut Width

    10.0%
  2. Weight

    60.0%
  3. Any Orange Root Vegetable

    30.0%
  1. Killing Floor

    Killing Floor Supporting Member

    Feb 7, 2020
    Austin, TX
    There's been a lot of talk about this. By "a lot" I mean "none".
    So who would it be? Who would walk away with the big belt?
    Who is the Ultimate Champion in a Cage Death Match?

    In this corner wearing white or maybe bronze shorts, weighing 1.5 grams, Nut Width.

    In the far corner weighing in at really light or too heavy, wearing tort, Weight.

    You know the rules, no kicking the family jewels, no biting, no spitting (COVID), no cussing, folding chairs and ladders will be permitted. Nut Width and Weight, touch gloves and return to your corners.

    1 round to the death. Let's get ready Fender Rumble....
    Ding!
     
  2. BLDavis

    BLDavis May the Tort be with you. Gold Supporting Member

    May 21, 2009
    Ellenboro, NC
    Weight, obviously. Unless, Carrot distracts the ref and Nut Width hits Weight with a folding chair. I know it seems far fetched, but it could happen.
    B.
     

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