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Ya, ok, bass players get chicks...

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Dean_CustomJazz, Sep 2, 2002.

  1. Dean_CustomJazz

    Dean_CustomJazz Guest

    Jan 23, 2002
    ya and its raining capn crunch, and the lakes turned to milk.
  2. Sweet, then all I have to do is wake up, go to the lake, and instant breakfast! Whooo!
  3. Dean_CustomJazz

    Dean_CustomJazz Guest

    Jan 23, 2002
    that came out of a dream I once had.

    It went terribly, teriibly wrong. Just picture drowing in golden chunks of sweetened corn puff cereal.

    Traumatize me Cap'n!
  4. FretNoMore

    FretNoMore * Cooking with GAS *

    Jan 25, 2002
    The frozen north
    I'm getting the t-shirt that says "chicks dig bass players" - I think they just need to be reminded. I hope... :)
  5. Chick's don't even know what a bass guitar is unless they play one.
  6. yea most chicks come up to me saying..."So you play guitar"

    NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! I DON"T PLAY GUITAR!!!!!!!! I PLAY BASS!!!!!

    damn get it right.
  7. Dean_CustomJazz

    Dean_CustomJazz Guest

    Jan 23, 2002
    exactly, and then theres that snappy comeback
    "like whats the difference?!" A-FREAKIN-LOT!:mad:

    I have seriously meet a few chicks, but none of them were interested, but when im doin my tv show, there like "o my god, you were on tv!!!" and i say, ya, doing what i usually do, acting like and idiot for desperate attention.
  8. Hahaha to right, one has style and one doesn't

    Girl: So the drum's don't have style.
  9. leanne


    May 29, 2002
    Rochester, NY
    I'd love to buy one of these shirts, and I thought it was a TalkBass shirt, but I can't seem to find it anywhere on the site. The store only lists one t-shirt, the one that says, "Got bass" or something. Is it no longer available?

  10. notduane


    Nov 24, 2000
    try here -


    (scroll down a bit ;) )
  11. leanne


    May 29, 2002
    Rochester, NY
    thanks. i should have been able to find that, i feel dumb now. apparently the "store" link from the main page is not the same as the "talkbass gear shop" link on all the other pages. had i only clicked... silly me.
  12. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    i guess you're trying to imply that they don't get chicks?

    well, i've never had a problem.

    maybe your problem is between the strap and the bass.
  13. jasonbraatz


    Oct 18, 2000
    Oakland, CA
    yeah tell that to all the babes that try to jump me after a show ;)
  14. Gabu


    Jan 2, 2001
    Lake Elsinore, CA

    Hey, Dean_CustomJazz are you really 22?

    I can't remember getting so fired up about so little when I was that age...

    Like it was said before, just meet people... Be yourself and eventually it will happen.

    Oh, and by the way, some bass players do get chicks. :D I got a JellybeanChic.
  15. Fuzzbass

    Fuzzbass P5 with overdrive Gold Supporting Member

    I met a chick at a gig I was playing. 2 years later we got married. That was 17 years ago.

    One of these days I'll tell her I play "bass" guitar. :D :D :D
  16. Pacman

    Pacman Layin' Down Time Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Apr 1, 2000
    Omaha, Nebraska
    Endorsing Artist: Roscoe Guitars, DR Strings, Aguilar Amplification
    You know, John, I was just thinking the same thing.

    If you think you're not getting any action becuase of the instrument you play.... NEWS FLASH!!! it ain't the instrument you play.

    and it's probably not your haircut, either. :cool:
  17. when i was young and single...

    got very little attention from the girls, with or without the bass.


    now that i'm old and married and have a baby and wear a ring, they won't leave me alone at the gigs.


  18. Hategear

    Hategear Workin' hard at hardly workin'.

    Apr 6, 2001
    Appleton, Swissconsin
    Chicks look for a big dingus or a big wallet. Since I have neither, I have neither.
  19. damn that made me laugh!!!

    :D :D

    it may seem true, but..... some girls dig humor (you got that going for ya)
  20. FunkySpoo

    FunkySpoo Supporting Member

    Feb 6, 2002
    I want boxer shorts that say TUBE POWER on them:D ;)

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