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Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by tufnuts, Mar 2, 2003.

  1. Ick! Here I am, minding my own business. And I go into my bedroom. One glace at the bed, and I see my brown cat Bootsy....Or lordy. Let's just let the picture tell the story.


    It *might* be time to really start watching the cat's figures for them. Holy moly.
  2. Benbass


    Jan 28, 2002
    You named the cat "Bootsy"?:cool:
  3. Well, he kinda funky. Another cat is Wooten :D

    Anyone wanna photoshop that into something btw? Please feel free to.
  4. Benbass


    Jan 28, 2002
    Ya mean like this?
  5. Heh heh!

    Funny, we named our female cat Bootsie!

    And she has always been of the 'oops look at my waistline'. No pics, and as she lives with my wife -not likely to get any pics! However, when she was sitting up, licking her stomach, well, it always made me think of those statues you see of Buddha!;)
  6. Bump.

    Jeez what a fatty!
  7. jasonbraatz


    Oct 18, 2000
    Oakland, CA
    dude....my cat totally owns your cat on fatness.

  8. Hmm. Dunno man. My cat is shorthaired.

    I mean...seriously!!! Look at him!! Where's his other paw at? How'd he get his tail to stick out there? From the look on his face, I'd swear he just got done eating a Big Mac!

    But, it's okay. Your cat is also morbidly obese!
  9. Nows you mention it..... where is his fourth paw? And where is his tail coming from? They're just not where they shoould be

    :confused: :eek: :p :cool:
  10. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    I fattened him up a little.

  11. I'm sorry, I really am. I don't even know how to use Photoshop, I had to use MS Paint!

    I made him thinner!

  12. Nino Valenti

    Nino Valenti Supporting Member Commercial User

    Feb 2, 2001
    Staten Island NYC
    Builder: Valenti Basses
    Oh my, I needed a good laugh. Thanks, guys!!!!
  13. That damn showoff, he's tailslapping again ...

  14. Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
    hahaha good work!
  15. No, you made him look like Marlon Brando.

    "I'm gonna make you a hairball you can't refuse."

    Rock on
  16. Nick Gann

    Nick Gann Talkbass' Tubist in Residence

    Mar 24, 2002
    Silver Spring, MD
  17. Man, my cat is nearly as fat...consider me jealous :( :D

    and tufnuts, I really dig the anime strong bad avatar you got :p
  18. Oh lordy. That is wicked cool. Absolutely perfect.

    Tailslapping sounds dirty though :D

    Man, @#$# cool.
  19. LOL. Man, where did you come up with that idea haha. Totally out there.
  20. It's the best. Everyone says you're the guy, but I want to be the guy too. Strong Bad/Homestarrunner kills me. Funny stuff...no swearing....no nudity...and still funny...HOW?