You come into the world naked, but you can't go out that way

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by fourstringdrums, Aug 2, 2005.

  1. Nick man

    Nick man

    Apr 7, 2002
    Tampa Bay
    Thats just wrong. If the guy wants to be burried naked, then let him.

    Have a closed casket funeral if its that big a deal, but seriously, let the guy have his wish.
  2. Hollow Man

    Hollow Man Supporting Member

    Apr 28, 2003
    Springfield, VA
    I agree... it's not like people are required to show up at his funeral.

    Did anyone find a little bit of humor in the closing quotes of that story? His neighbor was saying that she never, ever spoke to him... she just had him arrested all the time. Then she went on to say that if they had him arrested in the spring, he'd be gone all summer and they wouldn't have to worry about him until next spring. Doesn't that seem like something out of a cartoon, or a Will Ferrell movie?
  3. fourstringdrums

    fourstringdrums Decidedly Indecisive Supporting Member

    Oct 20, 2002
    San Antonio
    and it's not like he has to have an open casket.
  4. So it's clothes at the close of his life. :rolleyes:


    Mike :D
  5. Don't_Fret

    Don't_Fret Justin Schornstein

    Dec 10, 2003
    East Coast, US
    I was thinking the same thing. Perhaps actually talking to the guy would've resulted in less arrests.

    Oh well, welcome to America. :rolleyes:
  6. Sonorous


    Oct 1, 2003
    Denton, TX
    I think the neighbor is stupid as well.

    Also, his brother is a minister. Case closed.
  7. Its not like they have the bottom half of the casket open anyway. I defy you to prove anyone has been worn pants at their funeral. Only thing visible would be his chest anyway. Would the sight of his wrinkly old man-boobs really been so harmful to the rest of society? Perhaps.... But we'll never know now.

  8. depends how wrinkly... ;)