We're done with our set, nearly dead all night, a few hangers on finishing their brews. But there's at least one of 'em: "YOU GUYS WERE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!" This lone "fan" is all over us. Heck, we play John Cougar covers! Classic rock. Our lead singer's got a CD he made. The songs are O.K. I suppose, but the production value is poor. But he's selling these discs, and the one "fan"(?) wants us all to autograph one for her. I am nowhere on that disc, so I sign it: Richard Milhous Nixon. Why? It's late and Nixon had about as much to do with the disc as I did. Just ranting.