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You know what would make an awesome shirt for a bassist?

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by sublime0bass, Feb 29, 2008.

  1. sublime0bass


    Aug 2, 2007
    Boone, NC
    "Recovering Guitarist"
  2. Actually, in my years of guitar playing before I was bassist, I was just in denial of what I really am. I was a bassist all along but now I'm out of the closet and proud. No more little strings and big ego for me.
  3. Sounds pretty sweet, the shirt I'm wearing just now simply says "Bass Player" ;)

    I also have one with "Sleep. Eat. Bass."

    There was a time when I would have bought that shirt, but thank god I've already recovered. Dark days.

  4. brachal


    Jan 7, 2006
    New Orleans, La
    I like the "Bass > Guitar" shirt I bought right here at talkbass.
  5. TheDarkReaver

    TheDarkReaver Banned

    Mar 20, 2006
    Lincolnshire, UK
    this is quite a rather apt t-shirt for a lot of the time:

  6. Brian D

    Brian D

    Dec 2, 2004
    Dublin, Ireland
    I have one that says "Bass players do it deeper" :D

    Get some funny responses to it. Most people love it! ;)
  7. gweimer


    Apr 6, 2000
    Columbus, OH
    I like the way this guy thinks.

  8. Bighead Kid

    Bighead Kid

    Jun 2, 2007
    Its Tony Levin South Park'd
  9. Snake1967


    Sep 2, 2007
    maybe an idea there for a t for gui****s./..

    " Bassist in Denial"
  10. "Mine's bigger."
  11. Ramstien


    Aug 19, 2007
    I want a shirt that says either "Basshole" or "Basstard".
  12. I've got one that says 'More than just a pretty bass...'
  13. peterbright


    Jan 23, 2007
    On The Bayou
    Basses eat Guitars for Breakfast
  14. RED5


    Jan 14, 2008
    Suffolk County,NY
    Bassists have bigger instruments.
  15. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member In Memoriam

    "Longer...."? :eyebrow:
  16. peabody

    peabody Supporting Member

    Oct 31, 2002
    La Crosse, WI
    How about...
    "Bass Players Do It With Their Fingers"
  17. Frag


    Mar 4, 2008
    West Wales
    I wear a T-shirt with the "Ravenheart" logo on it, that or AN IRON MAIDEN ONE HAHAHA
  18. Theres a bumper sticker that says "Bass Players Finger Better"

    I had an idea for a shirt for Upright players that says "Pizz." with arrows pointing to the armpit area
  19. Gearhead17

    Gearhead17 Supporting Member

    May 4, 2006
    Roselle, IL
    "You can't dance to Guitar!"

    That's my fav.
  20. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member In Memoriam

    Is that just to annoy those who play with a pick...:p ?

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