You know you’re a bass player when. . .

Yep. Me too.

 

i got

Sad Same Say

I do not own or talk or text about Sadowskys

 

May

 

I typed "Fend" and got Fender.

 

I typed “P” and got “Precision vs. Jazz Bass”!

 

You love being the heart beat of the band and you know most of the crowd is moving to you and the drummers rythm section. The singer and guitar players would be floundering on stage without your un-appreciated foundation.
I’m a bottom dweller and love it! Ha!

 

^^Bless his heart.

 

You’re the only one that can successfully set up the PA and when something goes wrong you fix it while the rest of the band stands around with their hands in their pockets.

 

The guitar player spends all night trying to chat up a girl but you end up taking her home because she’s your wife...

 

You're the first one to a gig even though you have the shortest personal setup routine.

 

By this definition, yep, I'm the bass player.

 

Learn and write bass parts

 

When you play the bass.

 

...when you start wasting valuable practice time on Talk Bass...

 

When you go to a gig as audience, you're the only one to strike up a conversation with bass player between sets.

 

....When someone says "nut width" and you don't shove them out of your car.

 

Ha! That is so true!

 

That’s creepy!

 

.... when I type the letter “b” into the Google and this thread is the first to pop up!