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Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Bass V, Mar 12, 2018.


  1. Bass V

    Bass V

    Dec 11, 2008
    Honolulu, Hawaii
    you no longer need or care about the lines?

    upload_2018-3-12_2-4-18.
     
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  2. SteveCS

    SteveCS

    Nov 19, 2014
    Hampshire, UK
    Yep, looks like my parking!
     
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  3. bholder

    bholder Affable Sociopath Supporting Member

    Sep 2, 2001
    central NY state
    Received a gift from Sire* (see sig)
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  4. ...but my fretless is lined... ;)
     
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  5. Slade N

    Slade N sunn #91 AZ Bands #?

    May 28, 2005
    portland, or
    so are they sharp or flat?
     
  6. RustyAxe

    RustyAxe SUSPENDED

    Jul 8, 2008
    Connecticut
    when your bass doesn't have frets.
     
  7. mrcbass

    mrcbass

    Jan 14, 2016
    Sacramento, CA
    "Get those damn frets off my fingerboard!"
     
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  8. zontar

    zontar

    Feb 19, 2014
    J-5
    Different picture, same idea in my avatar...
     
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  9. Nashrakh

    Nashrakh

    Aug 16, 2008
    Hamburg, Germany
    ...when you can imitate a drunk cow on your instrument
     
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  10. Wisebass

    Wisebass

    Jan 12, 2017
    Lost in Space
    :D and...

    tab.

    Wise(b)ass
     
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  11. Wisebass

    Wisebass

    Jan 12, 2017
    Lost in Space
    ...the guys in your local store won' t let you in,
    because last time you "checked" some basses,
    you showed up with...:D

    irwin-visegrip-nail-puller-pliers-dipped-grip-250mm-6003498-0-1365409681000.


    Wise(b)ass
     
  12. Spocker

    Spocker

    Mar 15, 2018
    Flat, it's a left hand player.
     

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