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You know you're living in the year 2004 when......

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Mike N, Dec 9, 2004.

  1. Mike N

    Mike N Missing the old TB Supporting Member

    Jan 28, 2001
    Spencerport, New York
    I scammed this from the NSCA website. Here goes:

    You know you're living in the year 2004 if...

    1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

    2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

    3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

    4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

    5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that
    they don't have their e-mail addresses.

    6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.

    7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an
    outside line.

    8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
    different companies.

    10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

    11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

    12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
    anyone is home.

    13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the

    14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

    15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.

    16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

    17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

    18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

    19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

    20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on
    this list.
  2. karrot-x

    karrot-x Banned

    Feb 21, 2004
    Omicron Persei 8
    All of it was pretty bad except for 17-20...those were great :)
  3. hahaha, ain't that the truth. good one... thanks, mike :D
  4. Against Will

    Against Will Supporting Member

    Dec 10, 2003
    Big Sound Central
    Bravo, sir.

  5. er, i think i first saw this in 2001 :meh:
  6. Wow the last few were amazing. I actually did scroll down to see if #9 was missing.
  7. Nick man

    Nick man

    Apr 7, 2002
    Tampa Bay
    I remember going home after a long day of work and hearing the phone ring. My response:

    "Thank you for calling Guitar Center. This is Nick in accessories. How can I help you?"
  8. Timbo


    Jun 14, 2004