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You know you're no longer a newbie when...

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [BG]' started by FretNoMore, May 5, 2003.

  1. FretNoMore

    FretNoMore * Cooking with GAS *

    Jan 25, 2002
    The frozen north
    ...you get annoyed by the same top ten questions you yourself already asked previously...

    ...you have discovered what carrots are, have used them yourself in several polls, and now cringe when someone else does...

    ...have tried but now given up the futile attempt at leading the post count...

    ... [​IMG]

    Seriously though, I've been here a while but in some situations I still feel like a newbie, like when welcoming a new member to the board. What are the criteria for no longer being a newbie?
  2. LiquidMidnight


    Dec 25, 2000
    I think one route you can take for shedding your newbieness is to get properly Fuqaued. It's sort of like a hazing ritual. :D
  3. You know you're no longer a newbie when...

    In instead of leaving a real answer, you refer
    them to a past thread.
  4. Taylor Livingston

    Taylor Livingston Supporting Member Commercial User

    Dec 25, 2002
    Oregon, US
    Owner, Iron Ether Electronics
    ...you say "Do a search"
  5. Stu L.

    Stu L.

    Nov 27, 2001
    Corsicana, Texas
    When you have the "idiot" title.
  6. When you haven't been told to "do a search" for at least a month.
  7. Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
    ...when you can know what the thread is about just by looking at the title :ninja:
  8. Matthew Bryson

    Matthew Bryson Guest

    Jul 30, 2001
    I think at some point they throw you a party in the lounge, make you a moderator, fill you in on the origin of the carrots joke and give you an avatar with a cat in a pirate hat...untill then we are all newbies.
  9. moley


    Sep 5, 2002
    Hampshire, UK
    Hmm, I've never used carrots in a poll. But I am still sometimes amused by the cleverness used by people in their carrot-related option.

    But I've definitely been Fuqua'd :D
  10. Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
    So true
  11. Hmm... I must say I have never had a party in the lounge and I am not a moderator. Two out of four good enough?
  12. Bryan R. Tyler

    Bryan R. Tyler TalkBass: Usurping My Practice Time Since 2002 Staff Member Administrator Gold Supporting Member

    May 3, 2002
    Gunnar, the persian in your avatar looks EXACTLY like my dearly departed Leo. Is it yours?
  13. you just know...

    And look I'm a supporting member:)
  14. Woodchuck


    Apr 21, 2000
    Atlanta (Grant Park!)
    Gallien Krueger for the last 12 years!
    ...when you can tell when Peter Duncan has signed back on with fake name #128! :D
  15. malthumb


    Mar 25, 2001
    The Motor City
    Members refer other members to you because of the gear you own/prefer

    JT = Conklin
    Geshel = Hanewinckel
    Dave Grossman = Hanewinckel
    Jared = Fodera
    Nino = Sadowsky
    fhodson = Zon
    Munjibunga = Lakland
    Embellisher = Peavey Cirrus
    Chump Stain = DP Custom
    Warwick5S = Warwick (duh)
    JRBrown = Ken Smith
    Brad Johnson = anything ever crafted out of wood


  16. I know about the carrots, and consider me a sheep in the herd w/ my pirate kitty. You wouldn't believe how tough it is to find hats that small. Thank god the $20 supporting membership gets you one.
  17. What the hell is a carrot?
  18. Whats with the avatars with the cats in pirate hats too?
  19. Melf


    Mar 20, 2003
    Starkville, MS
    You see words like fodera and benavente and understand what they mean.
  20. Talk bass is cool. That is all I have to say and that I will be selling all of my carrots soon to become a supporting member.

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