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You know you're obsessed with bass when...

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [BG]' started by Osama_Spears, Jun 8, 2003.

  1. Lets hear it!

    Mine is:

    You know you're obsessed with bass when...

    you divorce your wife/husband because you're scared it'll be considered cheating ;)
  2. When you play air bass, and don't realise it. It looks weird I suppose
  3. Wrong Robot

    Wrong Robot Guest

    Apr 8, 2002
    When you constantly have to be moving your hands and fingers and wrists, tapping your toes, unless you are playing.
  4. you don't sing lyrics. you sing bass lines.
  5. when you're bass "sleeps" in your bed with you.
    [and gets its own pillow]

  6. oh crap...:)
  7. Yep, guilty here. Helps that that's the range my voice is..... No really. I'm a good bass singer, I just need to find a choir to sing in.

  8. SBassman


    Jun 8, 2003
    Northeast, US
    ...when you prefer sleeping with your bass to your spouse...
  9. Ace123


    Sep 25, 2002
    Rochester, NY
    Great call wrong robot. I am always moving my fingers and tapping my feet.
  10. Wrong Robot

    Wrong Robot Guest

    Apr 8, 2002
    Yeah...and some shrinks would consider that OCD :p you need medication!
  11. furiously funky

    furiously funky Guest

    Dec 28, 2002
    when you would lay down your own life to protect it. Or another bass you love.
  12. Nick Gann

    Nick Gann Talkbass' Tubist in Residence

    Mar 24, 2002
    Silver Spring, MD
    You leave a party early to go home and play bass.

    Your own party.

    I sing bass lines too. I'm obsessed... But I'm not complaining :)
  13. Wrong Robot

    Wrong Robot Guest

    Apr 8, 2002
    After a long and grueling gig, you just want to go home and play bass.
  14. You make this topic;)
  15. when you make a bass porno
    god bless you, matt till
  16. When you name your dog Warwick.
  17. rllefebv


    Oct 17, 2000
    Newberg, Oregon
    Your 'Bass' face and your 'O' face are surprisingly similar! :cool:

  18. aha good ones guys.

    I am always shaking my leg...but It's because im nervous and weird like that.

  19. YEA, OFFICE SPACE ROX043!!!!!!!!!11111!!!shift+1!!
  20. JayAmel

    JayAmel Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 3, 2002
    Carcassonne, France
    You know you're obsessed with bass when your girlfriend has 5 strings.