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Your wife or G/F best friend

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by mward69, Aug 28, 2007.

  1. mward69


    Jan 20, 2007
    Conyers, GA
    Geezzz....She's 6' tall, LooooNNGGGG legs, long brunette hair..just plain HOT!!. She's been getting VERY flirty. I'm getting that 3 yr itch. Screw the 7 yr itch.....lol
    Ever been in that situation?
  2. west*coast*bass

    west*coast*bass Supporting Member

    Dec 6, 2003
    Agoura Hills, CA
    You ever wake up in a chalk outline?
  3. No picture, no hottie.
  4. !Rob!


    Mar 2, 2007
    how would you like to lose em both?
  5. peaveyuser

    peaveyuser Banned

    Oct 18, 2006
    ^hahahah plus 1 wait in your case wife or GF?

    hehehe I feel like a creep just asking :D
  6. Dude, it's a trap
  7. Barfly


    Dec 27, 2000
    GTA, Canada
    Great line.
  8. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    Yes. Don't do it. Too close to home. You have to look in worlds outside of the world you two have together. Unless....

    Unless the wife encourages... Which could be a lot of fun.
  9. ROON


    Aug 5, 2006
    Sydney, Australia
    Hi Peavey!

    Are you still on holiday???
  10. Ryan L.

    Ryan L. Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Aug 7, 2000
    West Fargo, ND
    Been there. A couple times. And no, I didn't do it.
  11. Poop-Loops

    Poop-Loops Banned

    Mar 3, 2006
    Auburn, Washington
    How old were you when you got married?


  12. I bet it's planned, you're in for more than a few punches in the head and a kick in the beans.
  13. I think you should avoid it at all costs. Cheating is just plain wrong, no matter which way you slice it.
  14. It's it really about it being right or wrong in this situation, it's the fact that there is NO way he would get away with it. Either it's a setup, or his girl and her friend will get in a fight someday and she'll say "Oh yeah? Well I fooled around with your man!" and then the heat is off her and on you.
  15. Yngwie 4String

    Yngwie 4String Banned

    May 3, 2007
    Auburn Nebraska

    You've just lost a million dollars!!

    However if I saw a girl "6' tall, LooooNNGGGG legs, long brunette hair..just plain HOT!!."


    but Im a single dude right now, and your not. Rekindle the love with the one youve got. Like Cinderella said in a classic power ballad "You dont know what you got till its gone."
  16. Pacman

    Pacman Layin' Down Time Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Apr 1, 2000
    Omaha, Nebraska
    Endorsing Artist: Roscoe Guitars, DR Strings, Aguilar Amplification
    Don't poop where you eat.
  17. Rune Bivrin

    Rune Bivrin Supporting Member

    Oct 2, 2006
    Huddinge, Sweden
    In this case it's more like "Don't poop where you sleep". Still a bad idea, though...
  18. Diggler


    Mar 3, 2005
    Western PA
    Keep it in your pants, Bruno.
  19. Dr. Cheese

    Dr. Cheese Gold Supporting Member

    Mar 3, 2004
    Metro St. Louis
    You won't wake up.
  20. You just described my GF, mwahaha, im hitting it and im not getting in trouble!


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