zombie attack choose your weapon.

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by jonathan_matos5, Jun 30, 2008.

  1. you are in a small sporting goods store(no hunting department) when the zombies attack what do you grab to defend yourself?

    id grab me a cricket or baseball bat and a bag of golf clubs.
  2. no1likesme


    Dec 26, 2006
    Shepherd, MI
    the largest aluminum baseball bat I can find and a machete from the camping department.
  3. Longboard. You can move really fast on one and pick it up and smack some Zombie face.

  4. tplyons


    Apr 6, 2003
    Madison, NJ
    A hockey stick and goalie pads. Maybe a few pucks so I can knock them out with a slapshot.
  5. Fontaine


    Apr 27, 2006
    It'll never work, you're not canadian:bag:
  6. I choose Fontaine's shoes.

    The bright orange glow should keep them at bay.

  7. I would stock up on energy bars and XXX vitamin water and hide in the driving range room behind the net, with all the lights off.:bag:
  8. no1likesme


    Dec 26, 2006
    Shepherd, MI
    I cannot believe I am the only one to choose a machete
  9. Fontaine


    Apr 27, 2006
    i cannot belive that you can't read:D
  10. sarcastro83


    Jul 27, 2007
    Toronto, ON
    large hiking backpack
    shatterproof canteen
    protein bars
    a change of clothes (motorcycle jacket if available)
    hiking boots
    aluminum bat
    cold weather sleeping bag
    a tarp
    aluminum bat
    mountain bike

    then I'd go to an army surplus where I could ditch the bat and find myself a trench spike and lightweight crowbar.
  11. CRONOS


    Jun 30, 2008
    A metal baseball bat and a wood baseball bat with a nail through it.:bag:
  12. I'd have to say either the classic chainsaw (permanently affixed to the arm, of course), of the good ol' fashion BOOMSTICK!


    Y'all know what I'm talkin' about. ;)
  13. doctorjazz


    Oct 22, 2006
    Wilmington, NC
    Machete, just to tide me over until I can reach the nearest place that sells guns.
  14. My bad, I just noticed the lack of firearms and high velocity power tools, so I'm going to have to go with improvised Molotov cocktails made from food court Orange Julius cups filled with lantern fuel and jump ropes instead.
  15. Lalabadie

    Lalabadie Guest

    Jan 11, 2007
    A bike and I go somewhere else.
  16. I can't believe all these things are available in a small sporting goods store.

    I would go for a metal baseball bat by the way. There's not much else in a sports store to use as a weapon as effectively.

    If I could get a golf club and somehow manage to get the head off it, I would effectively have a long sharp metal spike to use too.

    Get a good pair of hiking boots or some kind of sports shoes that will have the best grip while running on surfaces that may be slick with grime, blood and zombie parts.

    Also go to the fishing section of the sports store to see if there are any waterproof clothing to wear to protect against the inevitable blood and guts falling on you when you're fighting zombies.

    Does this sports store have sporting firearms?

    Maybe also the archery section, get myself a compound bow or crossbow and a whole stack of arrows/bolts.

    Go to the weightlifting section to grab a pair of weightlifting gloves that will help provide more grip on the baseball bat that will be covered with blood and grime.

    The sports store should also have deodorants to use to help cover the smell of rotting flesh hanging about you.
  17. Ware houses with a few Explosive devices

    pack said ware houses with said zombies and blow the joint up
  18. What kind of sport utilises explosive devices..??
  19. whoa whoa whoa. are they fast zombies or slow zombies?