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Zombie Coffee

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by nojj, Oct 27, 2013.


  1. nojj

    nojj Guest

    May 20, 2013
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  2. nojj

    nojj Guest

    May 20, 2013
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  3. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Apr 12, 2001
    Olympia, WA
    Have you tried this coffee?

    -Mike
     
  4. So is this the cure for zombie-ism? If so, hook me up with a cup of that stuff! :p
     
  5. Webtroll

    Webtroll Rolling for initiative

    Apr 23, 2006
    Austin, TX
    Yer a zombie??
     
  6. Sure feel like one this morning
     
  7. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    no coffee, braaaaaaaaiins...
     
  8. nojj

    nojj Guest

    May 20, 2013
    Here's the low-down on the whole thing.
    Some months back I was approached by a consortium who wanted to expand into the US market.
    They needed a graphics and advertising design team
    (or maybe it was graphic advertising) That's us!
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    Anyway, they had me make something to give to their BoD
    Here's the design that got my foot in the door
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    What followed was about the strangest questionnaire and interview I ever had.
    Along the lines of "did I have a problem working with night-dwellers"
    I replied "hell no, I spend most of my time when normal folks are asleep,
    consorting with musicians and other people of questionable virtue and low moral fibre."

    Next thing I know, I'm getting visits from slow-moving pasty faced individuals
    bearing wads of remarkably musty cash.
    My crack [DEL]head[/DEL] team of designers got...errr....crackin'.
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    As a special treat, ZC is taking me to the head office on Halloween night to tour the facilities.
    It's a night they promise I will never forget.:hyper:
     
  9. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Apr 12, 2001
    Olympia, WA
    So have you tried the coffee or not?

    -Mike
     
  10. nojj

    nojj Guest

    May 20, 2013
    I'm under a contractual obligation, so I will have to decline to acquiesce to your request.


    Will say one thing,
    I seem to have an uncontrollable urge to dig (with a shovel) in the yard at night.
    My neighbors are starting to talk......
     
  11. DerHoggz

    DerHoggz I like cats :| Banned

    Feb 13, 2009
    Western Pennsylvania
    How is this not advertising?
     
  12. Webtroll

    Webtroll Rolling for initiative

    Apr 23, 2006
    Austin, TX
    Even if it is posting it right before Halloween is quite seasonal. I am amused!
     
  13. two fingers

    two fingers Opinionated blowhard. But not mad about it. Gold Supporting Member

    Feb 7, 2005
    Eastern NC USA
    Soooooooooooo about the coffee. Any good?
     
  14. DerHoggz

    DerHoggz I like cats :| Banned

    Feb 13, 2009
    Western Pennsylvania
    Apparently he is allowed to put up ads for free, but not actually talk about the product.
     
  15. two fingers

    two fingers Opinionated blowhard. But not mad about it. Gold Supporting Member

    Feb 7, 2005
    Eastern NC USA
    It is I think.
     
  16. ErebusBass

    ErebusBass

    Feb 20, 2008
    Madison, WI
    Maybe he's just really excited about a project at work.
     
  17. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Apr 12, 2001
    Olympia, WA
    Yeah, I'm having a hard time with this one. He can't even say if he tried it?

    -Mike
     
  18. I'm not getting the point of this thread. Is this like a Walking Dead inside joke or something?
     
  19. Hi.

    It's an advertisment.

    Technically it probably doesn't violate the TB CUP because of some loop-hole to be patched quickly I'd assume, but it's an advertisment none the less.

    Whether it's an advertisment for the product or for the designer group, that is somewhat unclear.

    I'd vote for the designer group.

    Regards
    Sam
     
  20. nojj

    nojj Guest

    May 20, 2013
    Tough crowd.:bag:
    Must be some truth to the rumor that bassists have their sense of humor
    surgically removed at birth.:D

    I'll explain this slowly, before somebody gets me banned from TB.
    There is no Zombie Coffee Company.
    let me make that bigger
    THERE IS NO ZOMBIE COFFEE COMPANY
    Actually there is, but I swear I had nothing to do with it.
    It exists as some jpg and psd files on my computer.

    There is no Sonic Graphics Company.
    It also exists as psd files and logos on my computer.
    I actually do photography (and graphics), but not under that name.

    And so, Nojj and the Ossified Cowboy bid this thread adieu.
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