You know your amp is to heavy when..

when it can only be detected as an x-ray source

 

...when setting up for an outdoor gig the cops ask to see your building permit

 

based on a true story. This actually happened to a friend. No really, it was a friend..........

* When the a guy from the support band walks up as you're loading in, and asks "are you the sound guy?"

 

When a leper loses his or her arms trying to lift it.

 

When it weighs more than my cat

 

... when it weighs more than MY cat.

 

Munji or Bob The Builder....you decide!

(dancehallclasher still has the best one...)

 

When the munitions crew of a B52 mistakenly loads it into the bomb bay.

 

it says "svt classic" on the front.

 

When your 42 year old dad makes you let him carry it when you do not have to so "You do not have back problems in the future"

silly peaveytnt's

 

When it weighs as much as this cat:

 

When your guitarist gets the same look that the dog has when you tell him to carry it. Or if it is as heavy as the lady's derrier.

 

When this is you knowing you have to carry it.

 

Speaking of B52...

When your amp is mistaken for that big bomb in the middle.

 

When the number of healthy remaining vertebrae equals the number of teeth this lady has:

 

When you would rather be this kid than carry your amp.

 

When your band gets together to jam in YOur place instead of the drummer's

 

You know your amp is to heavy when ...

geologists use it to stabilize tectonic plates.

 

HAHAHAHAHA

 

When you have continually visit the local Autozone and ask for the heavy duty high performance ass gasket.

Or, when its easier to mount an engine and wheels on it and drive it to the gig.