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Double Bass Getting smoke smell out of a bass

I am in the process of moving from a cigarette smoking environment to a smoke-free one. When in a smoke free zone, I can smell the smoke odor from my bass and on my fingers from touching the fingerboard. Is there a SAFE and effective way to remove the smoke smell from my bass? I really do not want to damage the wood or affect the tone. Thanks.
 
Lately I've been using an air freshener called LimeMate or LemonMate. This stuff is just lime or lemon juice served up in an atomizer kind of deal -- it sprays a very fine mist (no aerosols involved; I think the stuff is even organic.) I'm still amazed at how well it works. If it can keep my bathroom smelling fresh for hours, a spritz or two inside the bass might work wonders. It's not going to hurt anything at all (after-the-fact edit: not hurt anything at all except, perhaps, the finish on your bass! I was thinking more about funky smells on the inside of the bass. Careful.)

Grapefruit and orange are available, but I'm told the orange version smells more like going-off orange peel than it does anything else.
 
I can't believe this thread, you guys are so Hollywood. If you play in a smokey place then its going to be smokey when you play the bass the next day. I just spent 5 days on holiday at an organic farm. I believe in, eat, and support organic production of food, and yes, when you walked past a field that had just been fertilised, it smelt of s**t, even though I know it had been properly composted. This is one of the realitys of life. The bass is also heavy, and just a bit too big to play, unless you approach it with attitude. Stop worrying about whether you should put a pomander in front of your your nose,or in the bass or in the case, and get practising that jump from E string low F to G string high Ab, and Yes I have had that written( the jump that is) on a big band chart I was sight reading on a gig I depped for at the Bulls head at Barnes( fortunately the trombones were playing particularly loud at the time).
 
musicman5string said:
True story:
I knew a bassist who threw up onstage one gig, and guess where it landed? Yeah...inside the F holes.

Don't know if he ever resolved that, but for awhile his bass smelled like puke (or a library book).

That was really a heartwarming tale... thanks, Musicman!
Wow... two posts about jazz musicians throwing up in the last coupla weeks... I'm beginning to see a trend here.