Never pinch your family jewels!

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Gerlan86

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So as it happens, there comes a time where we all get an itch and it is impeccable that we scratch it, except I did not scratch but instead I pinched the area.

And I pinched it a tab bit too hard, ripped some skin off, can barely walk or move at all due to scab developing

Let this be a lesson to you all, DO NOT PINCH YOUR JEWELS, but scratch.....lightly

 

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jdieh1

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Dayum dude, ouch

I think most of us know not to do that already, but thanks for the heads up haha

This reminds me of my mate's accident whilst he was trimming.. Need I say more?
He wasn't seriously hurt but he does have some skin off

 

tom once dead

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I once had an accident whilst trimming. thankfully it wasn't too bad.

 

MadMan118

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Holy hell man, be careful with those things.

 

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Asa Samuel

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Gerlan86 said:

DO NOT PINCH YOUR JEWELS

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santucci218

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the OP made me cringe.

 

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SSINTENSE

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Lol how did you manage to do that? Were you drunk?

 

bassteban

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It's *tad* bit, not *tab*
-and, take it easy on the nads, dude; you only get one pair.

 

Smurf-o-Deth

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The hell you say? Next, you'll probably tell me not to bang my penis between two sharp rocks.

 

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Asa Samuel

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Smurf-o-Deth said:

The hell you say? Next, you'll probably tell me not to bang my penis between two sharp rocks.

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Pfft, like that ever hurt anyone.

 

Joe Gress

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TB OT: Where the obvious needs to be stated because someone tried it.


Thanks guys, you made my day!

 

bassteban

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What about pinching someone else's jewels?

 

stratovani

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I remember when I was a little kid my 6-year-old cousin got his little head caught on his pant zipper. That was almost 50 years ago and I still remember it like it was yesterday, and I still cringe every time I think of it!

 

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:scowl:

 

MatticusMania

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bassteban said:

What about pinching someone else's jewels?

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Ive pinched some jewels in my day...

 

HEIST

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I feel like I just stepped into the guys' locker room.

 

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Stingray19

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Anybody up for spaghetti and meatballs??

 

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Does this rule come before or after "Don't stop breathing"?

-Mike

 

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^ Is this thread about stealing diamonds?

 

A-Step-Towards

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I got bored of small time pinching jewels and moved up the ladder.