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It's not a book that I am currently reading but rather a book that I wrote called Drylor The First Artifact. It follows a young half-elf named Von whom suffers amnesia and slowly struggles to regain his memory throughout the book. Each time he remembers something from the past he realizes it was...

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Beans don't make my farts stink. Not pooping for awhile does.

Saw the first one a few days ago, pretty darn funny. "I took beef from the fridge, sprinkled it with cat treats...yeah?...Then you know what i did with it?...what?...I fed it to the cat. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The doctors did a damn good job on that face implant, I'll say that much. He doesn't even look even remotly the same.

Hahahahahaha, now that was funny. I'm curious if people actually do this when there is a cop sitting across from the bar or within distance to see how people are driving when they leave.