"Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double-beatloaf, I hate meat-loaf!"
"How do the little piggies go?"
"Aunt Clara had for years labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually 4 years old, but also a girl."
"He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny!"
"Daddy's gonna kill Ralphie! mmmmmm*whines*"