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vivaknoxvegas
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
Member statistics
- Messages
- 4,184
- Reaction score
- 8,495
- Birthday
- Sep 29, 1974 (Age: 51)
- Location
- Knoxville, TN
- Gender
- Male
- Current Setup
- Mesa Subway D-800 & Subway 115
Fender MIM jazz, Dimarzio Area J, Audere pre
Modded SX SPB-57 4 String P Bass, GZR p/ups, Hipshot hardware
- Occupation
- Gas Attendant
- Favorite Genres
- Rock, Metal, Classic Rock
- Gigs and Ensembles
- Power Wolves
https://soundcloud.com/powerwolves
- Previously Owned Gear
- Tone Hammer 500
GK 212 neo
Peavey FireBass 700
Ampeg SVT-4Pro
Ampeg SVT-AV
Peavey Firebass
1992 Fender MIM Jazz 4 string J bass
Dimarzio Model-J (DP123) pickups
1995 EBMM Stingray 4
Mesa Boogie Bass 400
Mesa Powerhouse 810
Dr. Bass BL212 & BL310
Korg DTR-1000 rack tuner
4001 Rick
Berg NV610
Ampeg V-4B
- G.A.S. List
- G&L L-2000
1974 Fender Jazz
1974 Fender P
- Influences and Teachers
- Roger Waters, Geddy Lee, Sting, Cliff Burton, Justin Chancellor, Andy Rourke, Roy Mitchell-Cardenas, Sergio Vega, Eddie Breckenridge
- Hobbies and Interests
- Tennessee Volunteers, Fantasy Football
https://soundcloud.com/powerwolves
Signature
If she’s a lady, then I’m a Vermicious Knid!
Power Wolves beset your door here...
https://soundcloud.com/powerwolves
Power Wolves beset your door here...
https://soundcloud.com/powerwolves
