So I just discovered this:
J Bridge Pickup -> Boss LS-2 with a Joyo Oxford Sound in one of its effect loops, set like this Low: 2 o'clock, Mid: noon, High: 11 o'clock, Voice: 1 o'clock, Drive: 3 o'clock, Level: Unity, mixed with clean tone in parallel via the empty effects loop of the LS-2 at...