Tort: The Cosby sweater of accessories!

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by SixtyCycleHum, Apr 26, 2022.

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  1. EXCAV8

    EXCAV8

    Dec 15, 2019
    No.
     
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  2. Hop Jam

    Hop Jam

    Feb 16, 2013
    Birmingham, AL
    Is tort “prepared” from very old and thinly sliced fruitcake?
     
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  3. micguy

    micguy

    May 17, 2011
    The Cosby sweater had its time. Now it’s over. Tort’s time was over well before that.
     
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  4. micguy

    micguy

    May 17, 2011
    No, but the two are comparable as far as edibility.
     
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  5. DOMIT

    DOMIT

    Feb 16, 2016

    See signature. Any questions?
     
  6. rashrader

    rashrader Inactive

    Mar 4, 2004
    shag TALKBASS
    You got suspended is what you got! Was it for this post?
     
  7. BrentD

    BrentD

    Jun 7, 2008
    I agree! Every bass I've encountered with a tort guard got this weird smile and kept trying to get me to eat a "Puddin' Pop," whatever that is.
     
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  8. Lowbrow

    Lowbrow Gold Supporting Member

    Apr 22, 2008
    Allentown, PA!
    i-just-want-attention.jpg
     
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  9. murphy

    murphy

    May 5, 2004
    Canada
    That man is a total Douche...Leave the poor Turtle alone....:banghead:
     
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  10. Bob E

    Bob E

    Nov 18, 2012
    Michigan
     
  11. I hate tort.
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  12. sonojono

    sonojono Supporting Member

    Feb 13, 2013
    California
    Did OP get suspended for this thread? :laugh:
     
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  13. rashrader

    rashrader Inactive

    Mar 4, 2004
    shag TALKBASS
    Actually, if it were for this post, they probably would’ve deleted it. So, it must’ve been for something else.
     
  14. higain617

    higain617

    Sep 12, 2013
    WA
    Tort is plastic and never committed sex offenses. If anything, tort is the cruise wear of bass.
     
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  15. coy garcia

    coy garcia

    Jan 18, 2020
    92804
    Sweaters are still cool...and I'm old enough to remember when Cosby was loved by everyone.
     
  16. Bass4ThePublic

    Bass4ThePublic Supporting Member

    Jan 27, 2019
    Kansas City
    probably for mentioning Cosby.
     
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  17. slagbass

    slagbass Supporting Member

    Apr 5, 2005
    Canada
    Soooooooo, does that make flats the "New Coke" of strings? Asking for a friend.
     
  18. sonojono

    sonojono Supporting Member

    Feb 13, 2013
    California
    Never knew that was a forbidden word here. Better take a look over at the terms and rules again :confused:
     
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  19. Lowendtech

    Lowendtech Happily trending in my own peculiar direction. Supporting Member

    Probably an infraction from some retort.