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this is dream inspired

it so happens that my favorite TV show is "dog the bounty hunter". ive always fantasized about being an outlaw whos being tracked down by bounty hunters, and after seeing "dog", in action, i often daydream about him tracking me down....

so im havin this dream where "dog" is kicking down my door and and then sprays me with pepper spray, then outta nowhere this cat jumps outta the closet sporting 18" arms. so im standin there like whos this cat? and before i know it this dude is rollin with "dog" in my apartment. im guessin this cat was "Mark Latimour", cause hes the only clown i know with guns like that. incredible.

now my only question is, who would win in a real fight..."dog", or "Mark Latimour"? i would make "dog" a slight favorite.
 
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I've seen that Dog show a few times and I don't get it. He acts like this total hardass who is gonna beat you senseless, but then once he nabs you he allows you to call your family to tell them you're ok and treats you really nice. Then he says a prayer with them.
 
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khay0s said:
I can promise you that wasn't what he was saying last night. :smug:

Leigh
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I'm not sure why you are being "smug" abount being in a place in which you are able to hear Mike Money waking up from a dream.... :hmm:

Not that there's anything wrong with that....if you're into that kinda stuff....

Must be a Rugby player thing...heads near butts and all.... :D
 
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Mark Latimour said:
Not that there's anything wrong with that....
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That episode of Seinfeld was just on. Priceless.

a) Your Rugby jokes are wearing thin :hmm: , b) you're a neatly dressed Lawyer - funny how you're the one commenting about my sexuality :D , c) I'm a hooker - my head is only near the upper torso of other players and for you and Brad, d) the above post by me was in jest :rolleyes: . I am comfortable enough with my sexuality that I can joke around about those sorts of things. Oh, and Brad - the joke was that I was pretending to have been with MM last night. :rollno:




Leigh
 
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khay0s said:
a) Your Rugby jokes are wearing thin :hmm:
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Well its either the jokes or your skin...i'm still trying to work that one out :D
b) you're a neatly dressed Lawyer - funny how you're the one commenting about my sexuality :D
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No you joked about your sexuality..we just couldn't work out what bit was funny :D

BTW what makes you think I dress neatly?
c) I'm a hooker -
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Turn many tricks?

:D ;) :D
 
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Mark Latimour said:
Well its either the jokes or your skin...i'm still trying to work that one out :D
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As I've said before, I have no issue with the 'gay-biker' photo, nor you referring to Rugby players as gay. Just thought you might consider a different angle - perhaps you could return to the typical QLD or even a Kiwi male. Something to think about.

Mark Latimour said:
No you joked about your sexuality..we just couldn't work out what bit was funny :D
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A punchline that may be yet to reach your generation, perhaps. Maybe it hasn't made it out of QLD. Its a very common one around here.

Mark Latimour said:
BTW what makes you think I dress neatly?
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Stereotypes, and the photos I've seen of you. I doubt that a person who is so meticulous over their posting and replies would be lazy over his appearance. Plus, you said you did tax-based work. I can't imagine that businesses like wife-beaters and boardies when paying lots of money for a Lawyer.

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Turn many tricks?
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Yes, I have learnt to bore-in. I've also been taught how to pop the opposition hooker quite well. I also like to drench my hair in vaseline so that the opposition get it in their eyes and mouths. I kid you not.

Leigh
 
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