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In space, no one can hear you scream. On Earth ... well ...

#6
It's already better than the last one! NO PG-13 RESTRICTION!


It's gonna be a bloodbath. Absolute carnage. Kill counts exceeding Nightmare on Elm Street and Friday the 13th combined. Brains where shoes should be! Shoes where stomachs should be! Alien acid burning through everything! Indiana Jones and the Laser-whip from Hell! Soldiers slain by enemies they can't even see!! MERCILESS SLAYING!!!







I think I'm crying....
 
#7
They should have gone right for the gusto with Alien vs Predator VS Freddy vs Jason. A super versus if you will.

An additional twist would be cameo appearances by Leatherface and Michael Meyers as casual observers eating popcorn.

The end could involve Chuck Norris showing up, slugging a can of cheap beer, slamming it on the ground, making some sort of comment like "Its time to kick *** and chew bubble gum. And I am all out of gum" and then roundhousing them all into space. :D
 
#10
metron said:
They should have gone right for the gusto with Alien vs Predator VS Freddy vs Jason. A super versus if you will.

An additional twist would be cameo appearances by Leatherface and Michael Meyers as casual observers eating popcorn.

The end could involve Chuck Norris showing up, slugging a can of cheap beer, slamming it on the ground, making some sort of comment like "Its time to kick *** and chew bubble gum. And I am all out of gum" and then roundhousing them all into space. :D
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Don't forget Ash.
 
#14
Bryan316 said:
It's already better than the last one! NO PG-13 RESTRICTION!


It's gonna be a bloodbath. Absolute carnage. Kill counts exceeding Nightmare on Elm Street and Friday the 13th combined. Brains where shoes should be! Shoes where stomachs should be! Alien acid burning through everything! Indiana Jones and the Laser-whip from Hell! Soldiers slain by enemies they can't even see!! MERCILESS SLAYING!!!







I think I'm crying....
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HAHAHAHA. i'm right there with you on that.

there were more headshots in that trailer than a whole hours worth of Unreal Tournament!
 
#15
Wow. Someone in hollywood woke up and listenned. Amazing.

It looks pretty cool, by the looks of the protagonists, it kinda has a teenage slasher flick with an Alien problem feel, kinda the rage now, yes? Teen heroes, bumbling army, lotsa action.

but I hope I'm wrong. I was surprised to see how graphic that trailer was tho. Pulling out all the stops, whereas on the last one they didn't have the balls...
 
#17
Mon Rominee said:
It looks pretty cool, by the looks of the protagonists, it kinda has a teenage slasher flick with an Alien problem feel, kinda the rage now, yes? Teen heroes, bumbling army, lotsa action.
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I'm thinking the same thing. Some plucky teens are going to save the world from one highly advanced warrior culture and an utterly amoral killing machine with acid for blood?

...right.
 

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