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  1. BaronVonPelton

    Perfect band to join via Craigslist

    Ick.. no way. That's way to trashy for a tran.
  2. BaronVonPelton

    Perfect band to join via Craigslist

    Oh you bet that floats my boat. I'm totally into trannies. Not the 'Manson' type though. They have to have considerably more sex appeal than that.
  3. BaronVonPelton

    Perfect band to join via Craigslist

    Only if I can feel-out your man boobs.
  4. BaronVonPelton

    Perfect band to join via Craigslist

    Exactly. Not "witch war".
  5. BaronVonPelton

    Perfect band to join via Craigslist

    Now you know.
  6. BaronVonPelton

    Perfect band to join via Craigslist

    Materialism and reputation is irrelevant in times of war. 200 years from now, it wont matter. All this will be gone.
  7. BaronVonPelton

    Perfect band to join via Craigslist

    yeah, you're going to need someone a little more politically correct for that type of endorsement. After all, when the bombs fall, it will matter more.
  8. BaronVonPelton

    Perfect band to join via Craigslist

    Honestly, I had a boner for Martha back when she wasn't so wrinkly.
  9. BaronVonPelton

    Perfect band to join via Craigslist

    Dude.. that sky blue bass rocks ass.
  10. BaronVonPelton

    Perfect band to join via Craigslist

    Awww.. isn't that special. "It's a good thing".
  11. BaronVonPelton

    Perfect band to join via Craigslist

    Drink a few German lagers occasionally and eat right. Ease up on too much physical activity. Save it for that woman who's been on your mind. Then let her have it real good after a few of those lagers. Spank that sh*t.
  12. BaronVonPelton

    Perfect band to join via Craigslist

    Funny thing is, people like you could never say that type of thing to my face. I guarantee I'd utterly shred your butt chaffed in a physical intellectual conversation.
  13. BaronVonPelton

    Perfect band to join via Craigslist

    You're a blatant instigator. I read a lot of your comments the other day. You're like a roving sub-demon standing there with a poker. Having fun?
  14. BaronVonPelton

    Perfect band to join via Craigslist

    The shear imbecilic nature of the majority of humanity completely amazes me.. No one wants to be in my band?! Excuse me? Dude.. you have no idea who I even am or what's going on in my life. Are you completely delusional and high. Wake up man, wake up.
  15. BaronVonPelton

    Perfect band to join via Craigslist

    Bingo. A shred of logic "in a boat without a paddle" !
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