Recent content by Carl Hillman

  1. Carl Hillman

    An Actual Bitches Bew

    Where is my Miles Smiles™ toothpaste?
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    Harden up fretless rosewood board

    Thank you. I wasn't hip to drying oils. (My chemistry background consists of mixing whatever is left in the back of the refrigerator when pay day is still a week away.)
  3. Carl Hillman

    Harden up fretless rosewood board

    It seems counterintuitive that oiling a wood fingerboard makes it harder. I would think that removing moisture from a permeable material makes it harder. (Roasted necks?) Somebody please 'splain. Thanks.
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    What Was the Best Stingray You've Ever Played?

    I haven't played a ton of them, but the one I like best is my '78. (I spent a bit of dough in mods trying to get my 2005 Ray to sound closer to this one.)
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    Why would one hole cost that much?

    It's not just a hole. It's Art. It restates the negativeness of the universe. The hideous lonely emptiness of existence. Nothingness. The predicament of Man forced to live in a barren, Godless eternity like a tiny flame flickering in an immense void with nothing but waste, horror and...
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    Rest In Peace Frank Beard

    Which begs the question: is the band still "ZZ Top", or just "Z" now?
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    The Brecker Brothers Band: founders of music school Funk?

    I use to call the particular type of chops onslaughtery of Arturo Sandoval and Gonzalo Rubalcaba "Macho Jazz".
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    The Brecker Brothers Band: founders of music school Funk?

    Just a quick correction... Gene Hall started the jazz program at North Texas in 1947. William Lee did attend, and received a bachelor's & master's degree there.
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    The Brecker Brothers Band: founders of music school Funk?

    No doubt that Brecker was a big influence on tenor players, but Wayne, Sonny, and Trane played VIs before the first Dreams album was ever released.
  10. Carl Hillman

    On "paternity leave" - How would you re-organize this board for a 'mega church' worship setting?

    Volume pedal & tuner...done. (assuming that the sounds guys will want to use their own DIs)
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    Double Bass NBD - 1891 Ludwig Glasel Berliner

    She gots a big bottom. Congratulations!
  12. Carl Hillman

    Fun Idea!

    I don't see: Played on the back of a flatbed truck, or in a barn Played at a military base Had the club owner pull a gun on you when you went to get paid at the end of the night Played at a medium security prison Had an emergency landing on the way to/from a gig (see "military base" above)...
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    Threeline: the editor I built to create my bass TABs

    It's like, you're putting in as much effort inputing information as you do with standard notation (maybe more), you may as well just learn to read music. I mean, you just add one line and move the notes down into their proper place, and you'd have it.
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    HBD Larry Graham!

    He's slapping that bass like it owes him money!