Recent content by el_derado

Worst: -amazing band broke up -got the clap :( -gained about 15lbs right thats freakin it man i cant take this rap anymore what the hel is the clap like can some one give me a link or something omg you know like you ask your friends when it comes up and they all look at you weird and they...

i vomited a little in my mouth ....... and i was in a band called goat f888ing nun rapists :scowl: the **** nearly killed my "obese" father until it got picked up by chance in a street clinic in china shot man :rolleyes:

you know the velvet underground song "the gift" well how would one go about posting them selves and would it even work ? idk one of those three am things...

its private parts

so i just started a relationship with the girl from pizza hut..... pizza and sex . does this constitute a win?????

thats because you come from norway dude

walked to pizza hut .... hut was shut , cried on the footpath..... fml fml i have resorted to natural nut bars

ok so i just finished work , i work at a super market , i went to work stupidly with the munchies this is never a good idea when you work in a super market . pizza hut is about 2 k's away do i buy pizza ???? note that there are no ingredients in my kitchen to make a pizza infact theres...