Recent content by Lardass5000

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    The Band Name Game

    Arbitrary Arse Captain of
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    Basses that don't get gigged

    Maybe some of you remember some previous fragments of conversations that touched on the subject of the "BASS GLUT"? So it is ironic talking about basses that dont "get gigged". My contention is that about 99% of all basses on the planet dont get gigged. Post production on a yearly basis alone...
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    Ultraviolet for chorus?

    Im looking for opinions on the Ultraviolet as used for a chorus.
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    Pay Gene Simmons $12,495.00 to be his roadie for 1 day

    My 6 year old just informed me that Insane Clown Posse and Kiss are not the same band. How embarassing.
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    Pay Gene Simmons $12,495.00 to be his roadie for 1 day

    Just a rhetorical answer: "um, most of us?"
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    Pay Gene Simmons $12,495.00 to be his roadie for 1 day

    Yikes! Might want to think that one over.
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    Pay Gene Simmons $12,495.00 to be his roadie for 1 day

    Im gonna see if he will sign my copy of the TAB to "Lick it Up".
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    Double Bass Purfling

    Nice!
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    Double Bass Purfling

    My dog does this thing that my wife and I call "POOFELING". Its where she tries to get attention by blowing air across her cheeks and makes this flapping sound to indicate that she might like a snack. Lazy hound.
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    Double Bass Missing my bass

    Man I feel you. I had my beloved Pedulla MVP stolen from a gig in Ithaca NY over 30 years. I still cant get over it. Grief has no timeline. So i completely understand. BTW, I tracked it for years. It was either sold in Ithaca or in Nashville. Interestingly enough a music store opened in...
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    Selecting a replacement onboard preamp

    Wow. Thats a beauty.